[1174] in Humor
HUMOR: Happy Haloween!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Nov 2 08:37:18 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 02 Nov 1995 08:34:14 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
This one is really making the rounds!
-Drew
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Date: Wed, 01 Nov 1995 19:20:56 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: Lawrence_Robertson__III@svsinc.com (Lawrence Robertson III)
Happy Halloween!
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible
headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted
husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled
by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still
early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not
know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted
his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as
he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking
at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he
had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there." The she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied,
"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to,
sure had a real good time!"
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