[1144] in Humor
HUMOR: Thoughts for the day
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Oct 19 08:46:37 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 1995 08:43:21 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 17 Oct 1995 22:25:19 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Mon, 09 Oct 1995 12:35:02 -0400
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
SCSI is *NOT* magic. There are *fundamental technical reasons* why it
is necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then.
-- jfw@proteon.com (John Woods)
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Date: Mon, 09 Oct 1995 12:05:01 -0400
From: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Subject: The tragedy of Canada
Forwarded-by: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
From: shetterl@maroon.tc.umn.edu (Will Shetterly)
...
Everyone has heard that the tragedy of Canada is that they had the
opportunity to have French cuisine, British culture, and American
technology, and they ended up with British cuisine, American culture,
and French technology?
I love jokes that slam everyone.
[The version I have heard is that in Heaven,
The British greet you at the door.
The French do the cooking.
The Italians run the entertainment.
The Germans organize everything.
In Hell,
The French greet you at the door.
The British do the cooking.
The Germans run the entertainment.
The Italians organize everything.
-Drew]
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