[1128] in Humor
HUMOR: That's...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Oct 12 09:42:48 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 1995 09:39:54 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 11 Oct 1995 23:29:20 -0700
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
Subject: HUMOR: That's a mare, eh?
From: Paul Farley <72253.3153@compuserve.com>
From: Dana Powers, INTERNET:danap@cadence.com
These are the originals in a story by Spider Robinson. They're probably
copyrighted.
Sung by a clurigaune (sort of like a lepercaun, but instead of making shoes,
they drink a lot, like a hundred men). Sung to the tune "That's Amore'".
When-a you swim inna da sea,
an' a eel bites-a you knee,
dat's a moray
A New Zealander man
with a permanent tan,
that's a Maori
When two patterns combine,
a way serpentine,
that's a moire
He tells jokes, he's a ham;
his last name's Amsterdam--
dat's-a Morey!
If yer vitamins be
mostly, C, D, and E...
take some more A
Oh, you lay 'What I Say'
very gay--won't you play
that some more, Ray?
Same story, replies by the bar patrons:
When a Canadian shows
you his mother, he goes:
Dat's my mawr, eh?
With the high price of feed,
it's for farmers in need
That some mow hay.
My new ray-gun here tries
to put out both your eyes:
It's a Moe-Ray.
If King Kong has gone flat,
rent the flick Vampire Bat:
That's some more Wray.
And a new one...
He can live Groundhog day
every posible way
Thatsa Murray.
