[1127] in Humor
HUMOR: OJ Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Wed Oct 11 14:13:26 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 11 Oct 1995 14:09:29 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 11 Oct 95 13:37:17 EST
From: pug@MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Subject: HUMOR: OJ jokes
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Q.- What was the first thing OJ asked Judge Ito after the "not guilty" verdict?
A.- May I have my hat and gloves back now?
Q.- Did you hear that OJ is getting married again?
A.- He has decided to take another stab at marriage.
Q.- Did you hear that Hertz has offered OJ a new job with the company?
A. - He's going to be their new ad man for a line of shuttle cars to the LA
airport, there slogan: "We'll get you to the airport with time to kill."
Q.- Did you hear that there is a OJ movie in the works?
A.- They have already casted John Elway in the part of the slow moving
white Bronco.
Q.- Did you hear that OJ had to cancel his welcome home party at the Mezzaluna?
A.- Unfortunately, they are a bit short handed with waiters.
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