[1124] in Humor
HUMOR: Real Ads
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Oct 6 13:18:20 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 06 Oct 1995 13:13:49 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 06 Oct 95 11:50:07
From: ljr@MIT.EDU (Lorraine J. Rappaport)
From: bmurphy@MIT.EDU (brian murphy)
Date: Thu, 05 Oct 95 15:07:16 CST
From: "Mark Onderko" <Mark_Onderko@ccmail.us.dell.com>
Subject: FW: Humorous Ads
Humorous Ads
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Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?
Come here first!
For sale: A quilted high chair that can be made
into a table, potty chair, rocking horse,
refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port,
sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost
sight of, and bottled by us last year.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for
the hard-to-find person.
Modular Sofas. Only $299
For rest or fore play.
Auto Repair Service. Free pickup and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Holcross pullets. Starting to
lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook
with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale
And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size,
unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine
and adjust tension in your home for $1.
RADIO SPOTS:
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini
for a ridiculous figure.
When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink
in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p
after.
Tune in next week for another series of classical
music programs from the Canadian Broadcorping
Castration.
Illiterate? Write for free information.
