[1056] in Humor
HUMOR: Proctor & Gamble Stakes Out Their Turf
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Sep 14 08:51:05 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 14 Sep 1995 08:46:50 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 1995 23:29:42 -0700
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
Subject: HUMOR: P&G Domain Names--for real
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> I had to look. You are not going to believe some of the domains they
>have registered. There has got to be some great comedy material in this
>list. As Dave Barry would say, I'm not making this up.
>
>Here are a few of my favorites:
>
>Procter and Gamble (PIMPLES-DOM) PIMPLES.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BACTERIA-DOM) BACTERIA.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BADBREATH-DOM) BADBREATH.COM
>Procter and Gamble (TOILETPAPER-DOM) TOILETPAPER.COM
>Procter and Gamble (UNDERARM-DOM) UNDERARM.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DANDRUFF-DOM) DANDRUFF.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DIARRHEA-DOM) DIARRHEA.COM
>Procter and Gamble (GERMS-DOM) GERMS.COM
>
> Sorry for wasting your time with this, but it was just too surreal not to
>share with you all. I just can't see sending mail to root@toiletpaper.com
>
>
>Here is the rest of the list: (about 100 lines long)
>
>Whois: whois Procter and Gamble
>Procter and Gamble (GUMS-DOM) GUMS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (ALWAYS2-DOM) ALWAYS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (HEADACHE-DOM) HEADACHE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (HUGOBOSS-DOM) HUGOBOSS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (HUGOWORDSLAM-DOM) HUGOWORDSLAM.COM
>Procter and Gamble (HYGIENE-DOM) HYGIENE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (IVORY-DOM) IVORY.COM
>Procter and Gamble (IVORYLIQUID-DOM) IVORYLIQUID.COM
>Procter and Gamble (JIF-DOM) JIF.COM
>Procter and Gamble (ANTIPERSPIRANT-DOM) ANTIPERSPIRANT.COM
>Procter and Gamble (LAUNDRY2-DOM) LAUNDRY.COM
>Procter and Gamble (LUVS-DOM) LUVS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (MAXFACTOR-DOM) MAXFACTOR.COM
>Procter and Gamble (METAMUCIL-DOM) METAMUCIL.COM
>Procter and Gamble (MRCLEAN-DOM) MRCLEAN.COM
>Procter and Gamble (NAILS-DOM) NAILS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (NOXEMA-DOM) NOXEMA.COM
>Procter and Gamble (NOXZEMA-DOM) NOXZEMA.COM
>Procter and Gamble (OILOFOLAY-DOM) OILOFOLAY.COM
>Procter and Gamble (OLAY-DOM) OLAY.COM
>Procter and Gamble (PAPERTOWEL-DOM) PAPERTOWEL.COM
>Procter and Gamble (PAPERTOWELS-DOM) PAPERTOWELS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (ATTENDS-DOM) ATTENDS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (PERT-DOM) PERT.COM
>Procter and Gamble (PERTPLUS-DOM) PERTPLUS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (PIMPLES-DOM) PIMPLES.COM
>Procter and Gamble (PUFFS-DOM) PUFFS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (PUNCH-DOM) PUNCH.COM
>Procter and Gamble (ROMANTIC-DOM) ROMANTIC.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SASSOON-DOM) SASSOON.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SCALP-DOM) SCALP.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BABYDIAPER-DOM) BABYDIAPER.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BABYDIAPERS-DOM) BABYDIAPERS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SCENT-DOM) SCENT.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BACTERIA-DOM) BACTERIA.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BADBREATH-DOM) BADBREATH.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SECRETAPDO-DOM) SECRETAPDO.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SENSITIVE-DOM) SENSITIVE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SENSUAL2-DOM) SENSUAL.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SINUS-DOM) SINUS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SPICNSPAN-DOM) SPICNSPAN.COM
>Procter and Gamble (SPICSPAN-DOM) SPICSPAN.COM
>Procter and Gamble (STAINS-DOM) STAINS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (THIRST-DOM) THIRST.COM
>Procter and Gamble (TISSUE-DOM) TISSUE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (TISSUES-DOM) TISSUES.COM
>Procter and Gamble (TOILETPAPER-DOM) TOILETPAPER.COM
>Procter and Gamble (TOOTHPASTE-DOM) TOOTHPASTE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (TOPJOB-DOM) TOPJOB.COM
>Procter and Gamble (TOWELS-DOM) TOWELS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BEAUTIFUL-DOM) BEAUTIFUL.COM
>Procter and Gamble (ULAY-DOM) ULAY.COM
>Procter and Gamble (UNDERARM-DOM) UNDERARM.COM
>Procter and Gamble (UNDERARMS-DOM) UNDERARMS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (VAPORRUB-DOM) VAPORRUB.COM
>Procter and Gamble (VAPORUB-DOM) VAPORUB.COM
>Procter and Gamble (VICKS-DOM) VICKS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (VIZIR-DOM) VIZIR.COM
>Procter and Gamble (ZEST-DOM) ZEST.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BRIGHTEN-DOM) BRIGHTEN.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BRIGHTENING-DOM) BRIGHTENING.COM
>Procter and Gamble (BRIGHTENS-DOM) BRIGHTENS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CAKEMIX-DOM) CAKEMIX.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CAMAY-DOM) CAMAY.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CAVITIES-DOM) CAVITIES.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CHARMIN-DOM) CHARMIN.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CHEER-DOM) CHEER.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CLEAN2-DOM) CLEAN.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CLEANS-DOM) CLEANS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (COMPLEXION-DOM) COMPLEXION.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CONDITION-DOM) CONDITION.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CONDITIONER-DOM) CONDITIONER.COM
>Procter and Gamble (COOKINGOIL-DOM) COOKINGOIL.COM
>Procter and Gamble (COUGH-DOM) COUGH.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CRESTCOMPLETE-DOM) CRESTCOMPLETE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (CRESTTOOTH-DOM) CRESTTOOTH.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DANDRUFF-DOM) DANDRUFF.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DENTALCARE-DOM) DENTALCARE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DENTURES-DOM) DENTURES.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DEODERANT-DOM) DEODERANT.COM
>Procter and Gamble (NET-PGCOM) PGCOM 137.182.0.0
>Procter and Gamble (DIARRHEA-DOM) DIARRHEA.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DISH-DOM) DISH.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DISHCARE-DOM) DISHCARE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DISHES-DOM) DISHES.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DISINFECT-DOM) DISINFECT.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DOWNY-DOM) DOWNY.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DRY-DOM) DRY.COM
>Procter and Gamble (DUNCANHINES-DOM) DUNCANHINES.COM
>Procter and Gamble (ALEVE-DOM) ALEVE.COM
>Procter and Gamble (FLU-DOM) FLU.COM
>Procter and Gamble (FOLGERS-DOM) FOLGERS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (FRESHNESS-DOM) FRESHNESS.COM
>Procter and Gamble (GERMS-DOM) GERMS.COM
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