[1037] in Humor
HUMOR: A Windows 95 song
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Aug 29 17:57:12 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 29 Aug 1995 17:52:03 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 29 Aug 1995 14:53:43 EDT
From: Erik Nygren <nygren@MIT.EDU>
From: terry@cmu.edu
LOSING MY CONNECTION
to the tune of Losing My Religion (REM)
Windoze is bigger
It's bigger than Earth
But not quite as big as
The things that I must do now
To upgrade all my stuff
Oh no I need more RAM
I set it up
That's me in the corner
That's me on the help line
Losing my connection
Trying to keep up with OS/2
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I need more RAM
I haven't bought enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you Ping!
I think I thought I saw a GPF
Every nightmare
Of velour vest wearing Borg, I'm
Purchasing new hardware
Trying to cool my CPU
Like a Pentium that become a 286
Oh no I need more RAM
Resistance is futile.
Consider this
The OS of the century
Consider this
The OS that brought me
To my knees failed
Now all these open apps have
Come crashing down
Now I need more RAM
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you Ping!
I think I thought I saw a GPF
But that was just a dream
I hope that was a dream...
