[1008] in Humor
HUMOR: Men Jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Aug 11 09:28:22 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 11 Aug 1995 09:24:41 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 1995 14:09:43 -0700
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
Subject: humor -- dumb man jokes (: a redundancy?)
< forwards of the m-gender off seeking therapy :->
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What did God say after creating man?
"I can do better than that."
What's the difference between Canada Savings Bonds and men?
Bonds mature
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomach every time they see a woman in a bikini.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
So someone will ask for directions if they get lost.
What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
What is a man's idea of commitment?
A second date.
What is the best way to force a man to do his situps?
Put the TV remote control between his toes.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man than for a woman?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
Why are all the dumb blond jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
