[117772] in Cypherpunks
Re: Stupid people need a sign...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Anonymous)
Fri Sep 10 04:21:12 1999
Message-Id: <199909100742.HAA07044@berlin.neuropa.net>
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
From: Anonymous <nobody@neuropa.net>
Date: 10 Sep 1999 07:45:08 -0000
Reply-To: Anonymous <nobody@neuropa.net>
Anonymous wrote:
>There are some people that should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm
>stupid."
>
>That way you wouldn't rely on them would you? You wouldn't ask them
>anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see
>your sign."
>
>It's like before my wife and I moved from Bay Shore to Coram...our house
>was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My
>neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?" "Nope. We just pack
>our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it
>takes.... Here's your sign."
>
>Last summer I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into
>the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on
>the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into
>giving up..... Here's your sign."
<snip bullshit>
Sounds an awful lot like a Jeff Foxworthy bit I heard years ago..
I grew up in Bay Shore, Long Island and never heard a human use the term
"y'all" until I was 19 and had moved to North Carolina.
There are some people that should have a sign that says "Hey, I'm full of
shit."
Here's your sign.
