[1376] in Depressing_Thoughts
How do you plead?
jcbourne@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (jcbourne@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sat Aug 11 18:02:03 1990
Plaintiff: <concealed to protect the innocent>
Defendant: Juliet Cassandra Bourne
CHARGE 1: Willful and malicious destruction of a wonderful
relationship.
CHARGE 2: Willful and malicious alienation of a friend.
CHARGE 3: Failure to understand the rules of games; failure
to comply with the rules of the game.
HOW DO YOU PLEAD TO THE ABOVE CHARGES, MS BOURNE?
guilty
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE, MS BOURNE?
no. put me out of my misery.
THE DEFENDANT IS FOUND GUILTY. TAKE HER AWAY.
what have i done? what have i done? no, wait! i lov---
NEXT CASE.
