[6375] in APO-L
Hello
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (David Anderson)
Tue Jun 22 08:46:48 1993
Date: Tue, 22 Jun 1993 07:44:46 CDT
Reply-To: David Anderson <anderda@eng.auburn.edu>
From: David Anderson <anderda@eng.auburn.edu>
To: Multiple recipients of list APO-L <APO-L%PURCCVM.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu>
Howdy brothers, from the land of Dixie where all of the other people in my
section seem to be computer illiterate. We actually do have computers down
here, but it seems that only the people in my chapter (Delta) know how to
use them.
Aman: What is all of this about beer at CPW? There shouldn't be any beer at
such a fraternity function. Tequila shots would be more fun. Seriously,
though, I have been to two CPW's and they both turned out to be serious bashes.
At the first, I attended a Turtle Ceremony run by His Royal Turtleness, Earl
Herbert. It was the best. And of course we ended up swimming in the
University pool, even though nobody brought bathing suits. ;)
Speaking of CPW, is anybody going to the one in Atlanta, GA, at Oglethorpe U.?
I would love to go north to meet you'all, but going to Boston was enough
driving for me this year (24 hours straight).
David B.: My purity score is in the mid-fifties according to the one thousand
question test. That was a year ago, but things still haven't changed signifi-
cantly. I still don't do heavy drugs or screw farm animals.
Everybody else: Does anybody else out there have an "APhiO" tattoo anywhere on
there body? How about other tattoos. Is anybody going to start sending
pictures of themselves to the FTP site?
I am getting a new computer this week - now I can read all of your mail in the
comfort of my own home. Happy Happy Joy Joy. It is a 486DX/33 with 8 Meg RAM
:) Any of you bought a program called "El-Fish"?
later.
A parting joke:
Sister Mary was sitting in the covent reading her Bible when she heard a knock
on the convent door. She went over and opened it and looked out. She didn't
see anybody, but after a moment heard a small voice say "Sister, can you help
me?". Looking down, she saw two leprechauns. The first leprechaun asked her
if there were any 30 cm tall nuns in the convent. Thinking for a moment, she
replied no, she didn't think so. The first leprechaun turned to the second
leprechaun and said "See, I told you that you fucked a penguin!"
Ha Ha
Later
David Anderson
Delta Chapter
Auburn University
anderda@eng.auburn.edu
