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CBSB is Coming!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (ameisler@OPAL.TUFTS.EDU)
Mon May 8 21:17:27 2000
Date: Mon, 08 May 2000 21:17:00 -0400 (EDT)
From: ameisler@OPAL.TUFTS.EDU
To: APO <apo-news@MIT.EDU>
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NEWS FLASH!: Recent studies have shown that ingestion of chocolate and
cocoa products has beneficial cardio- vascular effects including increased
levels of anti- oxidants and decreased levels of lipid peroxidases. (1)
Since damage due to oxidants in the blood is aggravated by periods of high
stress, this suggests that chocolate should be the food of choice of all
students entering Finals Week. I agree.
So.....in conjunction with The Chocolate Fairy (TM), who doesn't have an
e-mail account yet, I would like to announce the first ever
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Chocolate Backrub (2) Study Break!
Wednesday, May 10 in the APO Office
From 9pm until chocolate and backrubs are depleted (3)
SEE! More colors of M&M's then you ever thought existed! (4)
EXPERIENCE! Chocolates from around the world (5)
ENJOY! The Dark Chocolate Taste Test (Which will be *your* favorite?)
SHARE! The company of your brothers and friends (and maybe a backrub
or two or three. (6)
PARTICIPATE! in Fellowship, de-stressing activities and a contest or two!
So join us Wednesday, the 10th of May, and all your chocolate woes will be
gone.
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Small Print:
(1) It's true. I saw the seminar myself!
(2) While it is not suggested that backrubs be
performed using chocolate, who am I to say what
you should or shouldnt' do? (And there even may
be chocolate body paint available for just such
a purpose :)
(3) Since it is the last week of classes, after all, we can't expect
everyone to make it to all of the study break. So stop by when
you can for how long you can, and we'll make sure someone is
around all evening to keep you company. And 9pm should be late
enough to allow time for other activities that evening.
(4) And there will even be a "Guess how many colors
of M&M's there are" contest.
(5) Well, at least the Northern Atlantic part of the
world (both sides) and maybe a bit of the West Coast.
(6) The establishment cannot guarantee unlimited availibility
of backrubbing personnel, but will try its best.
