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New quotes for Thu Aug 4
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Thu Aug 4 03:05:32 1994
Date: Thu, 4 Aug 1994 03:04:38 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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aau (Alan Au):
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centry (Jaehyun Nam):
MIT is the embodiment of all of the fears and
anxieties one feels before dying.
Without the dying part.
Unfortunately.
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crazee (Edward D Semper):
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hss (Hany Saleeb):
If not logged in, I was geeking until: Wed Aug 3 17:30:51 EDT 1994
* * *
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* * * * If you love something, set it free; if it
* * * returns, cherish it forever!
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* * The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die
* * * nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature
* * * * * * man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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I C E \ \/// C R E A M ?
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kdmiller (Kenneth D Miller):
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rkamath (Ravi S. Kamath):
In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was completely without substance.
And darkness was upon the faces of the workers.
And they spoke unto their Group Heads saying,
"The Plan is a crock of shit, and it stinks."
And the Group Heads went unto their Section Heads and said,
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the Section Heads went unto their Managers and said,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that
none here may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Director and said unto him,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."
And the Director went unto the Executive Director and said,
"It contains that which aids growth, and it is very strong."
And the Executive Director went unto the Vice President and said,
"It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice President went unto the President and said unto him,
"This powerful new Plan will actively promote growth and efficency
of the department, and this area in particular."
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
*Disclaimer: Any similarity with real plans in action at Harvard is
mere coincidence.
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rlcarr (Richard L. Carreiro):
``Shannon Faulkner, we're disappointed in you. Where's the feisty
young woman who bucked the establishment and defied military tradition
to become the first female student admitted to the all-male Citadel
college? Where's that grit and determination that got you where you
are?
``Really, Shannon, did you have to make an issue about your hair? All
cadets get their heads shaved. Catets' first year is called their
`knob' year because their heads resemble doorknobs. Every cadet
endures this humiliation. It comes with the uniform.
``The separate place to sleep is fine. We understand why the judge
said your push-up requirement can be only 18 against 40 for the men.
``But hair knows no gender. This is a the military way. Nobody
forced you to go to the Citadel. If you're serious, you'll stop
whining, sit up straight in the barber's chair and take what's
coming.''
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serg (Sergio Rubio):
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sganguli (Surya Ganguli):
Drink the milk of paradise.
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therese (Therese):
Don't jump too high, and knock out the sun
Don't stray too far, out on your own
When you finally come knocking, there'll be nobody home
Nobody home
- Heart
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