[5534] in Central_America
New quotes for Fri Jul 22
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Fri Jul 22 03:05:39 1994
Date: Fri, 22 Jul 1994 03:04:38 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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nlgilman (Nancy L Gilman):
Sagittarius, week of 7/20:
I've rarely seen anyone mix together so much love and confusion as
you've done recently, so much exaltation and struggle. I'm guessing
that right about now, your whole belief system needs an overhaul.
What _are_ the differences between good and bad anyway? Some of
your old answers to that question just aren't true anymore. That's
the strange news. The good news is that for the rest of this
decade, astrological foces will grant you one major and one minor
miracle a year -- one of which is scheduled for this week.
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sethf (Seth Finkelstein):
In the process of writing the MIT Student Association for Freedom of
Expression (SAFE) Home Page
http://www.mit.edu:8001/activities/safe/home.html
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sgw (stephen g. wadlow):
From: tbpic1@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Tim Pickett)
Newsgroups: monash.test
Subject: Re: Simon and Garfunkel (was Re: This is a test
The problem is all inside your ed(1), she sed(1) to me,
But the answer is emacs if you like C-x C-c,
I'm here to help you if you're struggling to use free(),
There must be fifty ways to leave your editor.
She said, `I hope your print job doesn't get dequeued,
I hope that you've stocked up lots of vending machine food.
But I'll repeat myself - have you gone and colon-q'd?
There must be fifty ways to leave your editor.
Fifty ways to leave your editor.'
Just press control-K, Ray,
Try double-Z, Fred,
You're still in insert, Bert,
So hit control-C.
Press meta-x, Lex,
Then type, `exit-quit-leave'
Or else just suspend, friend,
and kill(1) it with glee.
She said, `It grieves me now to stty(1) sane,
I wish there was somthing I could do to see your prompt again,'
I said, "I appreciate that,' and started to complain
About the fifty ways.
She said, `Why don't we both just sleep(1) on it tonight?
I'm sure in the morning you'll be sick of reading Byte.'
And then she warned me not to be a power-cycling neophyte,
There must be fifty ways to leave your editor.
Fifty ways to leave your editor.
(Repeat chorus)
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