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New quotes for Mon Jul 18
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Mon Jul 18 03:01:36 1994
Date: Mon, 18 Jul 1994 03:00:53 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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arvi (Arvind Hariharan):
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cfields (Craig Fields):
Code as if whoever maintains your code is a violent psychopath
who knows where you live.
- A button I have
Code as if whoever maintains your code is a violent psychopath
who knows where you live, because the person maintaining your
code is rapidly becoming a violent psychopath who can easily
find out where you live.
- My warning to you
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elabenur (Ela Ben-Ur):
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gtc (George T. Chou):
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Hacking NetBSD for SIPB and Athena-izations
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pjlam (Phoebe J Lam):
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sethg (Seth A Gordon):
"There's no sauce in the world like hunger." --Cervantes
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shapere (H. Elizabeth Shapere):
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
Date: Tue, 12 Jul 94 19:30:03 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: mmhall@netcom.com (Margaret M. Hall)
Subject: Escargot saves the day!
Keywords: smirk
This joke was told to me by a friend who's staying over in Italy, Bekah Lepro.
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status
figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted
everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she
didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to
run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some
snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the
steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a
beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the
beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would even
just come down and _talk_ to me." He went back to gathering the snails. All of
a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him.
They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.
They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing
around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed
out there. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh
no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on
real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all
the way to his apartment.
He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got
to the top of the stairs, he _dropped_ the bucket of snails. There were snails
all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing
in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails
all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said:
"Come on guys, we're almost there!"
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yandros (Chad Phillip Brown):
Work schedule:
simplified version: deliver judge and try by monday. Beat more on
rpd code, once I can find a *real* source tree for it... Also,
some other cool things.
Play schedule:
Things are hectic, but I'm getting to do this some, too. Gone
swimming instead of ultimate yesterday; played some volleyball,
and missed wed. afternoon MIT Team pickup Ultimate again this last
week. Ooops. Also found a weekly pickup game of soccer.
Whee. :-) ..and patrol was a lot of fun tonight; especially being
hunted by my own team and having my team attacked by everyone else
in game, all at once. (Can you say ``Target rich environment''?
``*clack* <person 1 dodges> <person 2 dodges> *sploit* Hit.''
``Very good.'')
Hack schedule:
See above. All the Cool Projects on my list I'm putting
off for other things right now. Next week, though... ;-)
Life schedule:
Working on it. Really, I am. Getting things done, too.
Writing schedule:
Working on this, too, with somewhat less success. I keep thinking
of things to say, thoughts to express, feelings to share and
explain and defend and discuss, and I do keep thinking about the
people I'm going to write and what I want to say; I just haven't
put pen to paper yet..
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No good song quotes here right now. I'm listening to the radio a
little in the mornings, and I keep hearing these older songs that
make me think ``I should look up the lyrics for that..'' but I
always forget. Oh, well.
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<a href="http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/yandros/home.html">chad</a>
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