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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Mon Feb 21 04:36:34 1994
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 1994 04:36:05 -0500
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
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hss (Hany Saleeb):
"Patience with others is Love.
Patience with self is Hope.
Patience with God is Faith."
-- Anonymous
"If you are wise, you are wise for yourself;
if you scoff, you alone will bear it."
-- Proverbs 9:12
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rakamust (Madhubonti M Mustaphi):
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Chapter I
Purposes and Principles
Article 1
The purposes of the United Federation of Planets are:
1. To maintain interplanetary peace and security within the treaty
exploration territory, and to that end: To take effective collective
measures for the prevention of threats to the peace, the suppression of
acts of aggression, and to bring about by peaceful means, and employing
the principles of justice and intra-galactic law, adjustment or
settlement of interplanetary disputes which might lead to a breach of
the peace;
2. To develop friendly relations among planets based on respect for the
principles of equal rights and self-determination of intelligent
life-forms, and to other appropriate measures to strengthen universal
peace;
3. To achieve interplanetary cooperation in solving intra-galactic
problems of economic, social, cultural, or humanitarian character; in
promoting and encouraging respect for intelligent life-forms, and for
fundamental freedoms for all without distinction as to culture, sex,
life-form, or religious belief; and
4. To be a center for concilience of the actions of all social systems
in the attainment of these common ends.
Article 2
1. The Federation is based on the sovereign equality of all its members;
2. In order to ensure to all of them the rights and benefits resulting
from membership, all members shall fulfill in good faith the obligations
assumed by them in accordance with these Articles of Federation;
3. All members shall settle their interplanetary disputes by peaceful
means in such manner that intra-galactic peace, security, and justice,
are not endangered;
4. In all interplanetary relations, all members shall refrain from the
threat, or use, of force against the territorial integrity or political
independence of any planetary social system, or in any manner
inconsistent with the purposes of the United Federation;
5. All members shall give the United Federation every assistance in any
action taken in accordance with these Articles of Federation, and shall
refrain from assisting any planetary social system against which the
Federation is taking preventative or enforcement action;
6. The United Federation shall ensure that planetary social systems
which are not members of the Federation act in accordance with these
principles as necessary for the maintenance of intra-galactic peace and
security;
7. Nothing within these Articles of Federation shall authorize the
Federation to intervene in matters which are essentially the domestic
jurisdiction of any planetary social system, or shall require the
members to submit such matters to settlement under these Articles of
Federation; but this principle shall not prejudice the application of
enforcement measures under Chapter VII.
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 94 19:30:04 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: jamesm@dialogic.com (Mark James)
Subject: Hi-res color
Keywords: chuckle, computers
This is going around the company:
Q. What machine does Windows NT run best on?
A. A 35mm slide projector.
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