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New quotes for Fri Jan 14
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Fri Jan 14 07:02:01 1994
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 1994 07:00:41 -0500
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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crojasgu (Carlos Rojas-Guzman):
...doesn't fit here
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daveh (David Hau):
DAVE'S PLAAN: (In Dave's Ideal World)
5/94: Graduate with SM.
9/94: Start med school at Johns Hopkins.
6/98: Graduate with MD.
7/98-6/02: Medical internship.
7/02: Become a REAL doctor.
7/02-?: Get married, get a house, have some kids, get an 80n86
PC (n large), start eating properly, work out
regularly to avoid becoming like Patrick Winston, ...,
and live happily ever after.
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joycee (Joyce J Espiritu):
I'm in Guam for the IAP break! Be back the 24th of January.
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Guam address:
103 Linda Way
Tamuning, Guam 96911
Also:
I plan ... to plan something. 8)
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leungg (Garlen C Leung):
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| Home Address: | MIT Term Addres: |
| 9 Hammer Drive | 450 Memorial Drive, Rm. E325 |
| Hopewell Jct., N.Y. 12533 | Cambridge, Mass. 02139 |
| (914) 221-0206 | (617) 225-9450 |
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** I am available by beeper: 617-649-1694 (after beeps, type #, then `#') **
** This is the best way to reach me; I will not respond quickly if I'm in **
** class or am out of range of the metropolitan Boston area. Oh well..... **
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rjbarbal (Richard J. Barbalace):
"Men are like tea -- the real strength and goodness are not properly
drawn until they have been in hot water."
- Lillie Hitchcock Coit (1843-1929)
"Just presume I'm a paradox in an anomaly, and get on with your tea."
- from Doctor Who
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Writing C code can be fun, especially when it works. :-)
% fortune -s | rot13 | a.out
Pass 1 fracture count: 7 percent plaintext: 86.0%
modern man is them is sing link between ape sand human being s
Pass 2 fracture count: 0 percent plaintext: 100.0%
modern man is them is sing link between ape sand human beings
Probable plaintext:
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
% fortune -s | rot13 | a.out
Pass 1 fracture count: 13 percent plaintext: 78.0%
there are two way s to write error free pro g ram s only t h et hi r done work s
Pass 2 fracture count: 8 percent plaintext: 86.4%
there are two ways to write error free prog rams only the thir done works
Probable plaintext:
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one
works.
% fortune -s | rot13 | a.out
Pass 1 fracture count: 75 percent plaintext: 17.6%
v gd m dud q x s g h m f g z r add m r d d m s n v n q j z k k h m s d f q z s d c x n t g z u dent q l n q d l n m s g r ne v n q j s n c n bon q s l z m n eh b k k s c
Pass 1 fracture count: 25 percent plaintext: 72.5%
when everything h as been seen to work a l lint e g r a ted you have four more month s of work to do c port man of i c l l t d
Pass 2 fracture count: 15 percent plaintext: 83.5%
when everythin gh as been seen to work all integra ted you have four more months of work to doc port man of i cl d
Probable plaintext:
When everything has been seen to work, all integrated, you have four more
months of work to do.
- C. Portman of ICL Ltd.
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
501. Go all out to win when you play games with kids.
502. Never acknowledge anyone else's contribution to anything.
503. Serve red wine with fish.
504. Don't date business letters.
505. Jump to conclusions.
506. Be a bad sport.
507. Shake with your left hand.
508. RSVP on the last possible day.
509. Answer the phone with, "What do you want?"
510. Put the fork on the right and the knife on the left.
511. Leave people in limbo with Call Waiting.
512. Have one for the road.
from Life's Little Destruction Book
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