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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Thu Jan 13 05:46:24 1994
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 1994 05:45:21 -0500
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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adrian (Adrian B Danieli):
Hello! Let me tell you a little about myself:
Name: Adrian Brian Danieli (or Hey! Charming!)
Nickname: Age
Height: 5' 7.5" (+-.5")
Eyes: The kind you get lost in... (oh! color: brown w/hint of green)
Glasses: No, but I've got some really cool blue ones
Age: 18
Interests: Music, art, the sox, people, tennis, ping-pong, soccer, pool,
volleyball, and hanging by my fingernails from my MacGregor window.
Music interests: rock, classical, classic rock, techno, some metal.
Greatest accomplishment: The Child-Proof-Cap Victory -- you never forget
the first time.
Fear: Aibohphobia (the fear of palyndromes)
Quote: "If you parents didn't have kids, chances are you won't either."
Contact me. Send me e-mail. Let's play pool, tennis... swim the Charles, etc.
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aguayo (Ernest D Aguayo):
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bagpiper (Charles C Hardy):
{from system: This user's .plan file is not world-readable}
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bwong (Bernard Kwok-Wai Wong):
IAP 1994
12.310 MWF 10:30-12:00
office: (617) 253-3112
home: (617) 374-9572
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gsstark (Greg Stark):
MIT address:
69 Chestnust St.
Cambridge...
Montreal Address:
642 Belmont Ave.
Westmount, Qc, CANADA
H3Y 2W2
email to gsstark@mit will be probably be read.
email to gs_star@concordia.ca will probably be bounced.
email to bbe9@musicb.mcgill.ca will however be ignored
email to gsstark@binkley.cs.Mcgill.ca will be forwarded
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jhroh (Jae Hun Roh):
until mid January 1994 I will be working at Xerox PARC, in California
but will receive any e-mail sent to jhroh@mit.edu.
work:
jae Hun Roh
3333 Coyote Hill Road
Palo Alto, CA 94304-1314
ph: 415/812-4720
fx: 415/812-4241
home:
( until January 15, 1994)
2250 Latham Street, #50
Mountain View, CA 94040
415/903-0399
( after January 17, messages )
617/630-5185
617/491-7226
( after February 1, 1994 )
550 Memorial Drive, #22C1
Cambridge, MA 02139
617/577-7646
(JRS-SOHO)
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rjbarbal (Richard J. Barbalace):
"Men are like tea -- the real strength and goodness are not properly
drawn until they have been in hot water."
- Lillie Hitchcock Coit (1843-1929)
"Just presume I'm a paradox in an anomaly, and get on with your tea."
- from Doctor Who
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Writing C code can be fun, especially when it works.
% fortune -s | rot13 | a.out
Pass 1 fracture count: 7 percent plaintext: 86.0%
modern man is them is sing link between ape sand human being s
Pass 2 fracture count: 0 percent plaintext: 100.0%
modern man is them is sing link between ape sand human beings
Probable plaintext:
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
% fortune -s | rot13 | a.out
Pass 1 fracture count: 13 percent plaintext: 78.0%
there are two way s to write error free pro g ram s only t h et hi r done work s
Pass 2 fracture count: 8 percent plaintext: 86.4%
there are two ways to write error free prog rams only the thir done works
Probable plaintext:
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one
works.
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sgw (stephen g. wadlow):
She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday,
Tuesday's on the phone to me
She said she'd always been a dancer
She worked at 15 clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well I knew what I could not say.
And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal but she could not rob
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday,
Tuesday's on the phone to me
Oh yeah.
=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
stephen wadlow w: 617 253 7892 e10-244
e10/bcs computer systems manager h: 617 246 2569
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
11. Let everyone know how hard you work.
12. Practice the art of limp handshakes.
13. Hire a devious accountant; it's like giving yourself a raise.
14. Buy this book.
15. Read other people's mail.
16. Pay tolls with $50 bills.
17. If the mistake is in your favor, don't correct it.
18. Butter up the boss.
19. Talk with your hand over your mouth.
20. Misquote.
from Life's Little Destruction Book
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yandros (Chad Phillip Brown):
_What_a_Good_Boy_
when i was born they looked at me and said
what a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy
and when you were born they looked at you and said
what a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl
we've got these chains that hang around our necks
people want to strangle us with them before we take our
first breath
afraid of change, afraid of staying the same
when temptation calls we just look away
this name is the hairshirt i wear
and this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair
this song is the cross that i bear
bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me
be with me tonight
i know that it isn't right
but be with me tonight
i go to school, i write exams
if i pass, if i fail, if i drop out, does anyone give a damn?
and if they do, they'll soon forget
'cause it won't take much for me to show that my life ain't over yet
i wake up scared, i wake up strange
i wake up wondering if anything in my life
is ever going to change
i wake up scared, i wake up strange
and everything around me stays the same
this name is the hairshirt i wear
and this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair
this song is the cross that i bear
bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me
be with me tonight
i know that it isn't right
but be with me tonight
i couldn't tell you that i was wrong
chickened out, grabbed a pen and paper, sat down and i wrote this
song
i couldn't tell you that you were right
so instead i looked in the mirror watched tv laid awake all night
we've got these chains that hang around our necks
people want to strangle us with them before we take our
first breath
afraid of change, afraid of staying the same
when temptation calls....
this name is the hairshirt i wear
and this hairshirt is woven from your brown hair
this song is the cross that i bear
bear it with me, bear with me, bear with me
be with me tonight
i know that it isn't right
but be with me tonight
when i was born they looked at me and said
what a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy
and when you were born they looked at you and said
what a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl, hey
<a href="http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/yandros.html">chad</a>
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