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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Central America)
Sun Sep 5 06:13:32 1993
Date: Sun, 5 Sep 93 06:13:13 -0400
From: Central America <root@charon.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@charon.MIT.EDU
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belville (Sharon Belville):
The pun o' the day is:
oboe. An English tramp.
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hch (Hernando Cortina):
.. I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this
14th STOREY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
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huanghe (He Huang):
MIT/WHOI Joint Program Student
Office: Home:
WHOI, Deep Submergence Lab
Blake Trailer 514A Woods Hole Road
Woods Hole, MA 02543 Woods Hole, MA 02543
(508)-548-1400 Ext.2408 (508)-540-9285
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jcb (Jeff Bigler):
The party of the first part hereinafter known as Jack. . . and. . .the
party of the second part hereinafter known as Jill. . .ascended or
caused to be ascended an elevation of undetermined height and degree of
slope, hereinafter referred to as "hill."
Whose purpose it was to obtain, attain, procure, secure, or otherwise,
gain acquisition to, by any and/or all means available to them a
receptacle or container, hereinafter known as "pail," suitable for the
transport of a liquid whose chemical properties shall be limited to
hydrogen and oxygen, the proportions of which shall not be less than or
exceed two parts for the first mentioned element and one part for the
latter. Such combination will hereinafter be called "water."
On the occasion stated above, it has been established beyond reasonable
doubt that Jack did plunge, tubmle, topple, or otherwise be caused to
lose his footing in a manner that caused his body to be thrust in a
downward direction. As a direct result of these combined circumstances,
Jack suffered fractures and contusions of his cranial regions. Jill,
whether due to Jack's misfortune or not, was known to also tumble in a
similar fashion after Jack. (Whether the term, "after," shall be
interpreted in a spatial or time passage sense, has not been
determined.)
From "The Legal Guide to Mother Goose," translated by Don Sandburg.
(c) 1978 by Don Sandburg. Published by Price/Stern/Sloan, Los Angeles
(1979). Reprinted without permission.
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lvbcheng (Beethoven Cheng):
U.S Post: MIT Interdepartmental:
50 Massachusetts Avenue Apt 312 Bexley Hall 312
Cambridge MA 02139-4323
(617) 225-9693
Address in the Philippines:
21 Apollo St. SFDM
Quezon City, Philippines
Tel No. 632-99-57-15
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marthag (Martha H Greenberg):
I have a place to live!!
32 Calvin St #1
Somerville, MA 02143
(617)666-9513
work address:
Charles River Analytics Inc.
55 Wheeler St.
Cambridge, MA 02138
(617)491-3474
mhg@crasun.cra.com
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