[4490] in Central_America
New quotes for Mon Aug 10
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Mon Aug 10 06:35:14 1992
Date: Mon, 10 Aug 92 06:34:57 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
DEAR MISS MANNERS -- Please run a column on talking with a mouth full
of food.
GENTLE READER -- Ummm. Umghumghummm.
Translation: Can't talk now. Busy chewing.
But even after swallowing, Miss Manners can't make a whole column out
of the question of talking with one's mouth full. It only requires one
word, or possibly two:
1. Don't.
2. Yuck.
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If you want a certain thing
you must first be a certain person.
Once you are that certain person,
obtaining that certain thing
will no longer be a concern of yours.
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edzimmer (Eric D. Zimmerman):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"Hello, mom?"
--- Joel
"Now listen, son, you can't keep calling me up every time you get a little
ripple in your fantasy world. You're 45 years old!"
--- Tom Servo
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Bring Back the Stork
Phyllis Schlafly says sex education is "a principal cause of teen-age
pregnancy."
from No Comment
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