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New quotes for Sun Aug 9
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sun Aug 9 06:32:24 1992
Date: Sun, 9 Aug 92 06:30:57 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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belville (Sharon Belville):
The pun o' the day is:
"Here's the story of the Liberty Bell," Tom told appealingly.
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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
New house, new people, new life. I will miss what I am leaving behind
here; some things I will miss terribly. I am finally starting to see
this as a beginning instead of an end, however, and I am finding
myself hopefully and excited at the prospect.
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If you want a certain thing
you must first be a certain person.
Once you are that certain person,
obtaining that certain thing
will no longer be a concern of yours.
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drmorris (David R. Morrison):
Article 3526 in rec.humor.funny (moderated):
From: imp@kolvir.Solbourne.COM (Warner Losh)
Subject: Best code in a .h file
Keywords: computer, smirk
Date: 7 Aug 92 23:30:07 GMT
Lines: 16
Found in the AIX 3.2 /usr/include/sys/dir.h file on a IBM RS/6000
#ifdef _SUN
/*
* Copyright (c) 1988 by Sun Microsystems, Inc.
*/
#endif /* _SUN */
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"Find a Chevy, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck!"
--- Joel, "War of the Colossal Beast"
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Danger of Democracy
Republican National Committeeman Van H. Archer Jr. opposed a plan to
elect city council members in San Antonio, Texas, from residential
distracits because "when local government becomes too close to the
people, it inevitably leads to corruption."
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