[4432] in Central_America
New quotes for Tue Jul 14
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Jul 14 04:03:28 1992
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 92 04:02:52 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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aguzovsk (Aleksandr Guzovskiy):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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belville (Sharon Belville):
These are excuses collected from a school in North Carolina. The spelling is
exactly as it appeared on these notes from home.
1. Dear School: Please axiuse John for been absent on January 28, 29,
30, 31, 32.
2. Chris had an acre on his side.
3. Mary could not come to school because she was bothered with very
close veins.
4. John was absent because he has teeth taken out of his face.
5. I kape Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I didn't know what size she wear.
6. Please excluse Gloria, she has been sick and under the doctor.
7. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. Please
execute him.
8. Lillie as absent from school yesterday as she had a going over.
9. Please excuse Joey Friday. He had loose vowels.
10. Please excuse Blanch from Jim today. She is administrating.
11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell
out of a tree and misplaced her hip.
12. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was
hurt in the growing part.
13. My daughter was absums yesterday because she was tired. She spent
the weekend with the marines.
14. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed
with gramps.
15. Please excuse Jimmy from being. It was his father's fault.
16. Mary Ann was absent December 11-13 because she had a fever, also
sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
fever, and sore throat. Her brother had a low grade fever and ached
all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat, and fever. There
must be the flu going around...her father even got hot last night.
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bjaspan (Barr3y Jaspan):
I will be in NY for a good part of the next few weeks. The days I
expect to be out of town are:
Week Dates
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7/13 7/14 - 7/17
7/20 7/21 - 7/24
7/27 7/28 - 7/30
8/03 8/03 - 8/05
I will be staying at the Mariott At Financial Center (World Trade
Center) in NYC, and I can be reached there. Business travel is
lonely, so feel free to reach me. :-)
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cctee (Cynthia Tee):
HI! YOU CAN FIND ME AT cctee@ascf.sinet.slb.com
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If a train station is where a train stops, what happens at a workstation?!
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Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put o until th a
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cfpezzee (The Man With No Name):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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cyrus (Die Die Yankee Dog!):
I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
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dcseward (DeWitt C. Seward):
To reach me at LL, dial x181-4460.
E-mail at LL is dcs@sst.ll.mit.edu.
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dewey (Dewey M Sasser):
home: 643-3704
work: 3-2429
Aero/Astro Machine Shop: 3-2493
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ellis (Steve Ellis):
Counting the grains of sand on a beach. any beach
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jefft (Jeff Tang):
"I'd like to have children right away if it's okay with you."
--- Tom Servo for Neil
"Is it all right if I pull over first?"
--- Crow for driving Tina
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lsc (Lecture Series Committee):
LSC Movies for the weekend of Jul 17 to Jul 18
Shirley's Tear Jerker Double Feature
Fri. Jul 17 Steel Magnolias [PG] 10-250 7pm
Each performance by Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Daryl
Hannah, Olympia Dukakis, and Julia Roberts is a gem in the humorous and
touching story of six Southern women who meet regularly at a beauty parlor
to share their joys and sorrows. Also features Tom Skerritt.
Fri. Jul 17 Terms of Endearment [PG] 10-250 9:30pm
Winner of five Academy Awards, this film explores the relationship between
a mother and daughter. Their search for fulfillment and happiness is
thwarted by romantic entanglements and tragedy. Stars Debra Winger,
Shirley MacLaine, Jack Nicholson, and Jeff Daniels.
Sat. Jul 18 The War of the Roses [R] 10-250 8pm
Danny DeVito directs and stars in this ferocious dark comedy about a
contemporary couple (Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner) battling their
way through a bitter divorce.
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For more information, call the LSC MovieLine, 258-8881,
or the LSC office, 253-3791.
MIT or Wellesley ID required, one guest allowed per ID.
Admission to movies is $1.50
(either or both shows of double features)
Problems and changes to the mailing list should be addressed to
info-lsc-request@zurich.ai.mit.edu
This service is neither maintained nor supported by the
MIT Lecture Series Committee.
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marcoman (Marco A. Morales):
Here is my plan:
(Notice how it sounds different if we replace 'Here is my plan:' with
'Looking at the plan, huh?')
El Verano:
Marco is at Intel in Chandler, Arizona. Drop me a line sometime.
Fall 92: 6.115 6.313 6.371 HASS 6.ThU
(By the way, Chicago will win another championship in 1993.)
Spring 93: 6.341 HASS 6.ThU
Walk and shake Chuck's hand.
Complete and Total Domination.
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mkgray (Matthew K Gray):
Till September:
I'm at home. I have a job.
My address is-
207 Thompson Street
Port Jefferson, NY 11777
Phone is (516)473-6935
Email is (any of):
mkgray@athena.mit.edu
gray@bnlku2.phy.bnl.gov
gray@bnlk04.ags.bnl.gov
Athena is probably the best one to reach
me at anyway.
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From September (4th, I think):
I'm in MacGregor G221
My phone number is (617)225-9241
Visit me. Call me. Send me email.
Give my life meaning.
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nosaj (Jason M Sachs):
HA HA HA!!!! I'M IN WRITING MODE AGAIN!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yet another mystery of the New York area has been solved. [sorry,
can't reveal the name to those of you who haven't been following the
story line. --JMS]," said the newsman, looking Gibson and Lynette in
the eye, "has been arrested for the murder of Munson Vanai, High Mind
Priest"--and he emphasized these words as seriously as if he were
saying {\em Preferred Nasal Spray}--"of the Manhattan District of the
Leftist faction of the Hare Krishnas."--{\em of Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey,
Grumpy, Bashful, Happy, and Doc.}
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raek (Robyn A E Kozierok):
From last year's limited Turing Test's winning entry, on the topic of
Whimsical Conversation:
Judge 10: You're trying to make this difficult for me aren't you?
I just explained that I was ready for fun!
Terminal 5: Would you pre]fer if it was not true that IO re trying to make
this difficult for you aren't you? I just explained that I was
ready for fun! I am, therefore I compute.... What makes you
think that I am trying to make this difficult for you aren't i?
(typos are made intentionally by this program in order to seem more human)
This judged ranked this terminal as the most human of all, above the two
humans!
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rnewman (Ron Newman):
Home: (617) 628-8895; 48 Kent St., Somerville MA 02143
Work: BBN, (617) 873-6339
To spend the next five weeks buying furniture for, and preparing
to move into, a new apartment at 18 Day Street in Davis Square,
Somerville.
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satan (Satyen Shah):
Last login Mon Jul 13 18:17:47 1992
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Use Only As Directed
The New York Department of Mental Hygiene produced and distributed a
three-page illustrated memorandum on how to split an English muffin.
from No Comment
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tech (The Tech):
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You may use the "finger" command (e.g., `finger ads@the-tech') to find
out basic information about that department, such as deadlines and
requirements.
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tiuzzol (Terri Iuzzolino):
So let the sun shine in,
Face it with a grin.
Smilers never lose,
And frowners never win.
So let the sun shine in.
Face it with a grin.
Why don't you open up your heart,
And let the sun shine in?
-??
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Vocabulary word for the day:
Word: oryx
oryx \'o-r-iks, 'o.r-, 'a:r-\ n or oryx or oryx.es [NL, genus name fr. L, a
gazelle, fr. Gk, pickax, antelope, fr. oryssein] pl to dig - more at ROUGH
: any of a genus (Oryx) of large straight-horned African antelopes
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