[4211] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Apr 11
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sat Apr 11 01:23:40 1992
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 01:22:56 -0400
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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amberle (Amberle S Ferrian):
...When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long
When you think that love is only
For the lucky and the strong
Just remember, in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snows
Lies the seed, that with the sun's love
In the spring, becomes--the rose.
--Bette Midler, "The Rose"
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aras (Sheldon Robinson):
Oh life is bigger
it's bigger than you and you are not me
the lengths that I will go to
the distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much.
I set it up.
That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight losing my religion
trying to keep a view
and I don't know if I can do it.
Oh no, I've said too much.
I haven't said enough.
I thought that I heard you laughing.
I thought that I heard you sing.
I think I thought I saw you try.
Every whisper
every waking hour I'm chosing my confessions
trying to keep eye on you
like a hurt lost and blinded bowl full
Oh no, I've said too much.
I set it up.
Consider this
consider this the hint of the century.
Consider this, this will that brought me to my knees
still what if all these fantasies come flaming around.
Now I've said
too much.
I thought that I heard you laughing.
I thought that I heard you sing.
I think I thought I saw you try.
That was just a dream.
That was just a dream.
That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight losing my religion
trying to keep a view
and I don't know if I can do it.
Oh no, I've said too much.
I haven't said enough.
I thought that I heard you laughing.
I thought that I heard you sing.
I think I thought I saw you try.
But that was just a dream.
Try, cry, bye, try.
That was just a dream, just a dream
just a dream, dream.
"Losing My Religion"
--REM
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
Wait.. is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction??
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danob (Daniel T O'Brien):
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,
eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me,
you saw it didn't you?
From Monty Python's "The Holy Grail"
If trees could scream,
would we be so
cavalier about
cutting them down?
We might, if they
screamed all the time
for no good reason.
From "Deep Thoughts", by Jack Handey
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glassw (William B. Glass):
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 11:25:26 EDT
From: schmitt@halibut.cmf.nrl.navy.mil (George Schmitt)
Subject: mail alert - stress management
Reply-To: schmitt@cmf.nrl.navy.mil
this is a mass mailing, however, it is pretty funny
From: heinle@cmsun.cmf.nrl.navy.mil
To: cmstaff@gimp
Subject: Stress Management
Begin forwarded message:
25 Ways to Cope With Stress.
1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how
many you can do at a time.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as
if nothing is wrong.
8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high
places.
10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's
husband/wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Drive to work in reverse.
16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17. Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
19. Polish your car with earwax.
20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to
you.
22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
25. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
Bonus : Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back
in the wrapper.
Have a Great Day!!! unless you have other plans.
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kenneths (Kenneth J. Schneider):
Address at Theta Chi: Address at Home:
528 Beacon Street 4005 Birdwell
Boston, MA 02215 Tyler, TX 75703
(617) 267-1801 ext. 142 (903) 581-0216
Last logged on Fri Apr 10 00:51:55 EDT 1992 on host m37-332-6 .MIT.EDU
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kevinli (Kevin Li):
To graduate in 1994.
Office: Rm. 36-377 (x3-0986)
Term address: 143 Albany St. Apt. 211B
Cambridge, MA 02139
(617) 621-1151
Home address: 8 Cranberry Lane
Amherst, MA 01002
(413) 253-7443
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lorianne (Lori A Weldon):
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today
Tomorrow will be dying."
-Robert Herrick
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safreema (Scott A Freeman):
What for you say you monkey when you got little powder-puff tail like rabbit,
Rabbit?
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
WHOA, THERE!
In Yaquinto's Beachhead, infantry units using nothing more than
small arms can pin a tank, preventing it from moving or firing for a
turn.
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
There is a deeper wave than this
Rising in the land
There is a deeper wave than this
Nothing will Withstand
I say love is the seventh wave..
-- Sting
Dream of the Blue Turtles
--- End of Central America ---
