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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sat Dec 14 01:30:57 1991
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 91 01:30:29 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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blade (Edward Min Lee):
My plan is to
1) finish my thesis proposal
2) finish my thesis
3) graduate
4) get a job
5) find an appartment
6) get married to Cassandra
7) get 2 dogs
8) move to St Croix for 2 years
9) get promoted
10) buy a house
11) send the kids to private school
12) get kids ;-)
More later. Comments (or job offers) appreciated.
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jtidwell (Jenifer P. Tidwell):
Coming soon from the Apple-IBM partnership: the Pink Operating System!
(see ~jtidwell/apple-ibm.txt for details on this and other projects)
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kenneths (Kenneth J. Schneider):
Address at Theta Chi: Address at Home:
528 Beacon Street 4005 Birdwell
Boston, MA 02215 Tyler, TX 75703
(617) 267-1801 ext. 142 (903) 581-0216
Last logged on Fri Dec 13 17:01:07 EST 1991 on host fred-saberhagen .MIT.EDU
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lianwang (Lian Wang):
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marc (Marc Horowitz):
The Top Ten episodes getting rid of Wesley on Star Trek: The Next
Generation:
10: After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in 10-forward, Wes
stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell."
His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of
vomit.
9: Wesley gets gang-raped by a group of female Klingons.
8: Riker gets carried away executing an order from Picard to "knock
the little snot around a bit."
7: Data catches him tossing off. Uncomprehending, he requires a
detailed explanation from Wesley, who dies of embarrassment.
6: Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the
control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite ensign has,
once again, been picking his nose. He is summarily fired.
5: Wes gets gang-raped by a group of male Klingons.
4: On an earlier episode, Wes got to kiss a girl who turned into a
Chewbacca-like creature. Here, she returns, and they once again
get involved. (Un)fortunately, once she gets really heated, she
mutates back into a wookie and forces Wesley to be her cringing
sex slave. She then tears him limb from limb and eats him.
3: In a rare episode involving characters from both ST and ST:TNG,
Spock attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Weasley. Spock barely
survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and
whining.
2: Worf notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Wesley down
to clean out the photon tubes. Later, someone makes a comment
about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the
few.
1: Wes gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble
stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply _anywhere_. Even
an emergency laser enema by Dr. Crusher fails to save him.
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marka (Mark R Anderson):
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
Outre Magic Item #10
Lance Of Quixote: +10 against Windmills, -2 against any other target if
a windmill is within 400 yards
from Murphy's Rules
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tbaacm (Lester E Hui):
Eliminate censorship
Assassinate Marion Barry
Kill the PC movement
Quotes: A dog is a dog, except when he's facing you,
then he's Mr. Dog.
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, life goes on.
Environmental Slogan: Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver
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therese (Therese):
Despair is the absolute extreme of self-love. it is reached when
a man deliberately turns his back on all help from anyone else
in order to taste the rotten luxury of knowing himself to be lost.
...But a man who is truly humble cannot despair, because in the humble
man there is no longer any such thing as self-pity.
- Thomas Merton
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tritan (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew):
Project:
Company Entrepreneurization
Newspapers of the Future
Digitizing Radio, Digital Audio Processing
Hacking Graphics
Address:
MIT Room 62B-405: East Campus Box 44
Hayden 405, 41st West 3 Ames Street
East Campus, MIT Cambridge, MA 02139
(617) 225-6420
Office:
MIT Media Laboratory MIT Integrated Studies Program
Terminal Garden Falling Eggs Department
MIT Room E15-344 MIT Room 20C-108, 20C-112
20 Ames St. 77 Massachussetts Ave.
Cambridge, MA 02139 Cambridge, MA 02139
(617) 253-0362 (617) 253-4084
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warlord (Derek Atkins):
From: lmiller@aero.org (Lawrence H. Miller)
Newsgroups: rec.aviation
Subject: Re: Of Wolfhounds and Airplanes
Date: 10 Dec 91 00:41:29 GMT
Organization: The Aerospace Corporation, El Segundo, CA
In article <2510318@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM> scott@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Scott Turner) writes:
>OK, so this one's a bit off the wall.
>Has anyone ever flown a very young dog and if so, how did the animal
>react? Any opinions on potential hearing damage during a 1.5 hour
>flight?
>
Well, about 14 years ago a friend and I flew from LA to
Paso Robles, about an hour's flight north-west of LA,
so he could pick up a puppy blood hound. Blood hounds
are big, but puppies are reasonable. She got into the
plane, and promptly fell asleep in a Xerox box brought
along for the flight. Lived to a ripe old age. This
was in a 182-RG as I recall.
--
Larry Miller
The Aerospace Corporation
lmiller@aero.org
310-336-5597
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