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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Fri Dec 13 01:32:08 1991
Date: Fri, 13 Dec 91 01:31:23 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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cctee (Cynthia C Tee):
"The time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time."
-- Bertrand Russell
"We have the most [thorough] test guy in the world... [I showed him
this program and he asked,] 'but Rob, what if time runs backward?'"
"If a train station is where a train stops, what happens at a workstation?!"
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christ (Shih-Hung Li):
What plan? Begging someone to write for me, maybe!!
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cyrus (Cyrus Shaoul):
Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER?
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drmorris (David R. Morrison):
Subject: Re: More nudity on TV
Date: 7 Dec 91 01:35:28 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Civil Engineering, U.B.C., Vancouver, B.C., Canada
Originator: twong@sam
Nntp-Posting-Host: news.ts.ca
In article <26194@sdcc6.ucsd.edu> aminkoff@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Number One Sun) writes:
>About a year ago, _Married_With_Children_ aired an episode which
>included a scene in a lingerie store in which a woman took off her
>bra (her back was to the camera).
> Next thing you know, the 700 Club is demanding an apology, and
>encouringing its members to boycott MWC's advertizers. Fox
>apologized, and promised never to show that episode again. (Sigh...
>and I missed it!)
>
>Tony Minkoff
What? You mean to tell me members of the 700 Club actually watched
Married With Children?
Tom
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honor (Andrew John Cassidy):
Every male dog firmly believes that if he makes weewee in enough places,
he will be declared Dominant Male Dog Of The Entire Earth and receive a
plaque plus valuable dog prizes, such as a bag of chicken heads.
--dave barry
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janetw (Janet Wang):
Hmmm.... What is my plan??? Good question... Well, you've gotten
this far. You've actually located me. And you now have a fair amount
of information on me. Kind of scary actually... But, think about it.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. BE AWARE OF THAT FACT...
Have a good one....
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
Two down, one to go. Then christmas shopping, and then hoping that ORD
doesn't get nailed with bad weather when I need to travel...
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kenneths (Kenneth J. Schneider):
Address at Theta Chi: Address at Home:
528 Beacon Street 4005 Birdwell
Boston, MA 02215 Tyler, TX 75703
(617) 267-1801 ext. 142 (903) 581-0216
Last logged on Thu Dec 12 07:41:32 EST 1991 on host aldous-huxley .MIT.EDU
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pjcoates (Paul J Coates):
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to
see the campfires of gentle people. If we had no other purpose in life, it
would be good enough to simply take care of them and goose them once in a while.
- Garrison Keillor on 'The Meaning of Life'
The sky is as unstable as a babies bottom.
- Mr Daedelus ( from "Ulysses" by James Joyce )
I was at Cambridge with his father - we used to pass wind for the College.
- Blackadder
His wallet is about as capacious as an elephants scrotum - and just as
difficult to get your hands on.
- Blackadder
A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends,
the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd
mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock & a stack of
French porn.
- Blackadder
Baldric, you wouldn't recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple
and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Subtle plans are here
again'.
- Blackadder
Cooper: Two eggs over hard. I know, I know, it's hard on the arteries, but
old habits die hard--just about as hard as I want those eggs.
Cooper: Diane, last night I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop,
and awoke to discover I was chewing on one of my foam disposable earplugs.
Perhaps I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption.
"At least we get to die like real men"
"like real fish"
- Erik the Viking
"Goodbye home, goodbye family, goodbye lunch"
- Erik the Viking
Bye Mark
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sao (Andy Oakland):
Forwarded through the usual maze of twisty passages:
| | Words of "Wisdom"
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| | I think, therefore I am - Descartes
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| | I think, therefore it will be - Gates
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| | It links, therefore it works - Development
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| | It's typed, therefore it's frozen - User Ed
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| | It's announced, therefore it's on schedule - Program Management
| |
| | It boots, therefore it ships - Marketing
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| | It computes, therefore it crashes - Testing
| |
| | Ooops, Sorry Sir - Product Support
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
YOU CAN ALMOST SEE HIS FEET MOVE
In Undead (SJ Games), it takes at least an hour to go anywhere --
even next door.
from Murphy's Rules
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therese (Therese):
Our written history is a catalogue of crime
The sordid and the powerful, the architects of time
The mother of invention, the oppression of the mild
The constant fear of scarcity, aggression as it's child
-- Sting
Dream of the Blue Turtles
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tjwu (Thomas J Wu):
% Sarah J Conner &
[1] 24769
% kill %1
[1] Terminated Sarah J Conner
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wong (David C Wong):
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zhaohui (Zhaohui Wang):
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