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Sat Oct 12 01:28:17 1991
Date: Sat, 12 Oct 91 01:27:45 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):
This week on Torah, the Old generation:
Valley Glen is threatened by a flood. Can Noah save his family
before everything is destroyed? (Guest stars: Bill Cosby as God;
Bob Villa as Noah; Larry, Curly, and Moe as Shem, Ham, and Japeth;
and Plucky Duck as the dove.)
[And, because I missed last week...]
Previously on Torah, the Old generation:
The world is unformed and void, and God has a week to get it in
shape. Also, Abel is mysteriously killed. (Guest stars: George
Burns as God; Merryl Streep as Eve; Arnold Schwarzenneger as Cain;
Buddy Hackett as Abel; Angela Lansbury as J.B.Fletcher.) (Warning:
rated R, contains nudity.) (Season premiere)
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elsabear (Elsa Tsao):
To be as happy as much as possible!
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kenneths (Kenneth J Schneider):
Last logged on Fri Oct 11 16:58:20 EDT 1991
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rlcarr (Richard L. Carreiro):
[no comment :-]
Article 860 of clari.news.interest.quirks:
Subject: Man arrested for toppling Commandments monument
Message-ID: <Utencommandments_310@clarinet.com>
Date: 10 Oct 91 16:37:19 GMT
INDIANAPOLIS (UPI) -- A man who has protested the version of the Ten
Commandments inscribed on a Statehouse monument was arrested for
vandalizing the limestone monument.
Stephen Schroeder, 30, was arrested Wednesday by Capitol Police and
Indiana State Police, who said he had been identified on a videotape of
the Sept. 15 incident made from a hidden surveillance camera.
Authorities were watching the 600-pound monument with the camera
because it had been vandalized three times since July.
Schroeder faces a misdemeanor count of criminal mischief for the
latest vandalism. He was jailed in lieu of $3,500 bond.
Schroeder had complained to Statehouse Superintendent Ronald K. Tolan
and in letters to the editors of several Indianapolis publications about
the commandments. He said the monument displayed a version of the Second
Commandment that did not forbid graven images and that maintaining a
religious monument on government grounds was a violation of the
Constitution's First Amendment.
Schroeder has said he and a group of fellow Protestants believe that
every president ``from George Washington to George Bush'' has given
allegiance to a secret Masonic society that is connected with the
worship of ancient Middle East gods Baal and Astarte.
He complained that the monument displaying the commandments also
pictured, like the U.S. $1 bill, a pyramid topped by an eye, which he
said goes back to sun worship and signifies the sexual union of Baal and
Astarte.
John J. Kish, commissioner of the state Department of Administration,
said the camera caught an individual shoving over the monument and
running to a waiting car.
He said the arrest of Schroeder concerned vandalism and had nothing
to do with Schroeder's opinions or beliefs.
Schroeder will be questioned about the three other incidents of
vandalism, Kish said.
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rogelio (Rogelio Razo (Jr)):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
<jym@remarque.berkeley.edu>
=#= One day I was living in my mostly-lesbian commune, and
it was decided by my roommates that I'd look better without
a moustache. There's nothing quite so chilling as a room full
of lesbians chanting "cut it off!" I succumbed to the peer
pressure -- and oddly enough, once I no longer had a moustache,
all kinds of women started flirting with me. Go figure.
<_Jym_>
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starflt (Derrick Kong):
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suresh (SURESH ADINA):
Plan:1) To try Solicit Physics and get the Chemistry working for
Biological needs.
2)To find a friend who:
Is so special
Is so dear
Lends a hand or a buck or an ear
Knows you are gloomy and asks "what's the matter?"
Doesn't mind if you're thinner or fatter
Makes you cheerful
Makes you glad
Always tells you that your hair is not that bad
Hopes you are happy and things about you
And comes up with crazy things like this. :-)
If you are one of them, then we are friends.
Life can be short or long
Life can be right or wrong
It's upto you
Make the right decision!!
\++================================| _=_
\_________________________________/ ___/==+++==\___
"""\__ \""" |======================================/
\__ \_ / .. . _/--===+_____+===--""
\__ \ _/. .. _/ `+'
\__ \ __/_______/ \
___-\_\-'---==+____| \
__--+" . . . "==_ \
/ |. . .. -------- | \ \ /
"==+_ . . -------- | / ---O---
""\___ . .. __==" /|\
""""--=--""
And if you feel like visiting me, this will pick you up.
Simple things to keep in mind:
DONT DO DRUGS
FIGHT RACISM
DON'T DRIVE AFTER DRINKING.
AND ENJOY LIFE
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therese (Therese):
K{{nn|s er{{n amerikkalaisen koulupojan (ik{ 9 v.) aineesta nimelt{{n:
MIKSI AION TULLA ISONA?
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Haluan tulla lent{j{ksi, kun olen kasvanut isoksi---koska se on
hauskaa hommaa ja helppoa. Sen takia on nykyisin niin paljon lent{ji{.
Lent{jien ei tarvitse k{yd{ paljon koulua, heid{n on vain opittava
lukemaan numeroita, jotta he osaisivat lukea mittareita. Luulen, ett{
heid{n pit{{ osata lukea my|s karttoja, niin ett{ he l|yt{v{t perille
jos ovat eksyksiss{.
Lent{jien on oltava rohkeita, niin etteiv{t he pel{sty, jos on
sumuista niin ettei voi n{hd{ tai jos siipi tai moottori putoaa pois,
heid{n on pysytt{v{ rauhallisina, jotta he tiet{isiv{t mit{ pit{{
tehd{.
Lent{jill{ pit{{ olla hyv{t silm{t, niin ett{ he n{kev{t pilvien l{pi,
eiv{tk{ he saa pel{t{ salamoita tai ukkosta, koska he ovat l{hemp{n{
niit{ kuin me.
Min{ pid{n my|s siit{ palkasta, jota lent{j{t saavat. He saavat
enemm{n rahaa kuin ehtiv{t kuluttaa. Se johtuu siit{, ett{ useimmat
ihmiset pit{v{t lent{mist{ vaarallisena, paitsi lent{j{t, jotka
tiet{v{t kuinka helppoa se on.
Ei siin{ ole paljon sellaista, mist{ en pit{isi, paitsi se, ett{ tyt|t
pit{v{t lent{jist{ ja kaikki lentoem{nn{t haluaisivat menn{ naimisiin
lent{jienkanssa, niin ett{ heid{n on aina ajettava ne pois jotteiv{t
ne olisi h{iri|ksi. Toivottavasti en tule ilmasairaaksi. Jos tulen
ilmasairaaksi ei minusta voi tulla lent{j{{ ja sitten minun pit{{
menn{ t|ihin.
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wslee (Whay Sing Lee):
Move on, move on, never look back. That is the way of life.
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Address: Box 52, 3 Ames Street, Cambridge, MA 02139.
Tel: (617)225-6211 (H) (617)253-6048 (W)
Alternate e-mail address : wslee@ai.mit.edu
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