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New quotes for Tue Apr 23
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Tue Apr 23 01:29:31 1991
Date: Tue, 23 Apr 91 01:28:29 EDT
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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awmlim (Amy W. Lim):
Maker of this heart of mine you know me very well,
you understand my deepest part more than I know myself.
So when I face the darkness, when I need to find my way,
I'll trust in you, Shepherd of my heart.
Keeper of this heart of mine your patience has no end,
you've loved me back into your arms time and time again.
So if I start to wander like a lamb that's gone astray,
I'll trust in you, Shepherd of my heart.
You're the beacon of my nights, you're the sunlight of my days,
I can rest within your arms, I can know your loving ways.
So let the cold winds blow, and let the storms rage all around,
I'll trust in you, Shepherd of my heart.
Giver of this life in me you're what I'm living for,
for all my deepest gratitude you love me even more.
So as I walk through valleys list'ning for the master's call,
I'll trust in you, Shepherd of my heart.
You're the beacon of my nights, you're the sunlight of my days,
I can rest within your arms, I can know your loving ways.
So as I walk through valleys list'ning for my Master's call,
I'll trust in you, Shepherd of my heart.
I'll trust in you, Shepherd of my heart.
Home: 67D Escondido Village Email: aimee@cs.stanford.edu (prefer)
Stanford, CA 94305 awmlim@athena.mit.edu (prefer)
(415)497-2237 aimee@cha-siu.stanford.edu
Office: ERL 413, 723-9549 aimee@neon.stanford.edu
MJH 408, 723-0618 aimee@leland.stanford.edu
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ckb (Christopher K. Brown):
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cquasar (Christopher G Connell):
The Lord is my strength.
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darey (Daniel A Rey):
M.I.T. Department of Aeronautics and Astronautics
Space Engineering Research Centre
Office: Room 37-462, MIT Home: 476 Memorial Dr., #404
77 Massachusetts Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
Cambridge, MA 02139
Telephone: Home (617) 225-7675
Office (617) 253-5491
Computer Rm (617) 253-7472
Fax (617) 258-5940
Email: darey@athena.mit.edu
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gamadrid (George A Madrid):
To try to go to all my classes until the end of the penguin.
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honor (Andrew John Cassidy):
To be true to myself.
To eat in one sitting what should last a lifetime.
To go back for seconds afterwards.
Thoughts to consider:
Of all the people who have ever fingered me, you are now one.
'Gather ye rose buds while ye may
old time is still a flying
and the same flower that blooms today
tomorrow will be dying'
--Uncle Walt (Whitman, you moron)
FOR A GOOD TIME TYPE: /mit/honor/tryme &
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jdmarko (Jim Davenport):
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
%\documentstyle[newlet,ncs,personal,12pt,margins]{letter}
\documentstyle[newlet,ncs,12pt,margins]{letter}
\stdsizes
\begin{document}
\address{72 Marathon Street, \#2 \\ Arlington, MA\ \ 02174}
\signature{John T. Kohl}
\begin{letter}{Medical Information Bureau \\ P.O. Box 105 \\ Essex
Station \\ Boston, MA\ \ 02112}
\opening{Dear Sirs,}
Would you please send me a copy of any records you may have regarding my
medical history.
My address appears above.
\closing{Sincerely,}
\end{letter}
\begin{letter}{Equifax Incorporated \\ 51 Sawyer Road \\
Waltham, MA\ \ 02154}
\opening{Dear Sirs,}
I write with two requests:
\begin{enumerate}
\item Would you please remove my name and address from consideration by
credit companies which are selecting consumers for ``pre-approved''
credit cards? I have sufficient credit, and do not wish to receive any
such solicitations.
\item Would you also please reply informing me of your fee and procedure
for reviewing my records in your files, so that I may verify them and
ensure their accuracy.
\end{enumerate}
I eagerly await your reply.
\closing{Sincerely,}
\end{letter}
\begin{letter}{Trans Union \\ P.O. Box 360 \\ Philadelphia, PA\ \ 19105}
\opening{Dear Sirs,}
I write to inquire about your fee and procedure for reviewing my records
in your files, so that I may verify them and ensure their accuracy.
Would you please reply with details on how I may do so?
\closing{Sincerely,}
\end{letter}
\begin{letter}{TRW Credit Data \\ National Consumer Relations Center \\
12606 Greenville Ave. \\ P.O. Box 749029 \\ Dallas, TX\ \ 75374-9029}
\opening{Dear Sirs,}
I write to inquire about your fee and procedure for reviewing my records
in your files, so that I may verify them and ensure their accuracy.
Would you please reply with details on how I may do so?
\closing{Sincerely,}
\end{letter}
\begin{letter}{Direct Marketing Association \\ 11 W. 42nd Street \\ P.O.
Box 3861 \\ New York, NY\ \ 10163-3861}
\opening{Dear Sirs,}
I write to request that you inform your members that I do not wish to
receive mail solicitations, and to request them to remove my name and
address from their lists.
\closing{Sincerely,}
\end{letter}
\end{document}
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lnp (Lisa N Paradis):
In the future:
6.033 report due Tuesday 4/22
work on my 6.033 case study
5/3 next set of repairs done on car
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Words-n-stuff for the day:
Today's secret word is liturgic.
No definition for 'liturgic'. Maybe you mean:
1. liturgics
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nle (Nhan Le):
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nseshan (Natarajan Seshan):
Office :: Porter Hall B-32, CMU
Address :: (412) 268-7109
Pittsburgh: :: Apt 23, 545 S. Aiken Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15232-1518
Address :: (412) 621-7682
Chicago :: 1640 Balmoral Circle, Invernes, Illinois, 60067-4719
Address :: (708) 991-2855
Email :: seshan@ece.cmu.edu
Other Email :: nseshan@athena.mit.edu
Campus :: Department of Electrical & Computer Engineering
Employment :: Ph. D. Student, Teaching Assistant
Permenant :: Texas Instruments, Application Specific Processors,
Employment :: Digital Signal Processor Group, Floating-Point
:: Applications Engineer.
Job: Research Assistant: Simplex Fault Tolerance
Real-Time Shared Memory Bus Scheduling
Advisor: Prof. Ron Bianchini
Research: On a trial-period with Dr. Lui Sha, SEI.
Degrees: SMEE '90, SBEE '89, Economics Minor '89 all at MIT.
Research Interests: Computer Engineering, Architectures and Systems. Numerical
processing. Tightly coupled multicomputing and
multiprocessing. Processors for graphics and multimedia.
Real-time task and message scheduling. VLIW processors
and related compilation techniques. Logic synthesis
from algorithm descriptions
18-102 TA Office Hours: Wed. 10:30-12:30
========================================
Send Email Before Coming Students are welcome to setup appointments at other
times by phoning me at home (621-7682) or by sending email to seshan@ece. You
may email me or or call me any time of the day or night. BUT my phone ringer
at home is turned off at night when I am asleep. Also, when emailing for
immediate help, finger me (seshan@ece) to make sure I am logged in.
Busy Hours: M 1:30-4:30
T 10a-11a 2:30-5:30 8p-11p
W 2:30-5:30 8p-11p
R 10a-12p 2:30-5:30
F 9a-10a 11:30-1:30
PHILOSOPHIES
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"Thank you's are inexpensive and they make people feel good."
- Robert Grimm, High School Physics Teacher
On Leadership: "People should help you because they like you and want you
to succeed --- not because you lead them."
- Cecil Green, MIT Coop, Class of '20, Founder of Raytheon and Texas
Instruments
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
===================
"A man's happiness is measured by the geometric mean of the number of
children he has, the number of friends he has, his health, and the
number of remote controls by his easy chair"
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
This was a good day for Oracularities....
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Date: Sun, 21 Apr 91 07:21:38 -0500
From: Usenet Oracle <oracle-vote@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Usenet Oracularity #294-01
Selected-By: nolan@helios.unl.edu (Harold the Foot)
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Whatever happened to Bullwinkle? And Rocket J. Squirrel whilst you're
> at it?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Hey! Where is the grovelling? It is only proper and fitting that
} you grovel before me since I am such a superior being than you and I
} have totally awed you with my presence. I will not answer such
} pretentious questions in the future. I will answer you this once since
} you are obviously so ignorant of proper procedure, but only this once!
} The next time I shall smite you down for such a transgression.
}
} Bullwinkle and Rocky have had a hard time since their stellar rise
} in television a while back. The two were expelled from Wattsammata U.
} for alleged homosexual activities and running a prostitution ring.
} While conclusive proof of these activities was not found W. U. decided
} to dismiss the two to prevent a scandal involving the school.
}
} Bulwinkle was then desparate for money to finance his appetite and
} Rocky's cocaine habit (What did you think kept him flying all those
} years?) and was recruited by the Boris and Natasha to be spies against
} the U.S. This is the single cause of the great underwater stealth
} cavarly gap between the superpowers today. Bullwinkle had stolen the
} plans for this weapons system from Mr. Peabody (at this time working
} with the Navy, NASA, and the FDA) at his top secret lab in Ontario. Mr.
} Peabody's pet boy Sherman witnessed the heist and was subsequently gored
} by the surprised moose. (Sherman is now a quardraplegic and has sued
} Bullwinkle for $30,000,000.29) Dudley-Do-Right, on special duty from the
} mounties (they were looking for any way to get rid of him.) was
} stationed there as a security guard and janitor for the facility stopped
} the rampaging moose by falling down the stairs and the noise alerted
} Horse who stampeded over Bullwinkle.
}
} Bulwinkle was charged and found guilty of high treason. He did,
} in fact, make his drop by handing the stolen information to Rocky who
} flew away to deliver the goods to the enemy. Rocky was later
} intercepted and shot down by two Navy F-14's as he flew over the East
} Coast. Bulwinkle is now awaiting the manditory appeal for his death
} sentence at the Federal penitentiary in Marion, Illinois.
}
} So what will happen to our intrepid heroes now? Tune in next time
} for Bullwinle get the Electric Chair, or You Light up my Life....
}
} You owe the oracle a Wattsamata U. sweatshirt.
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Date: Sun, 21 Apr 91 07:21:40 -0500
From: Usenet Oracle <oracle-vote@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Usenet Oracularity #294-03
Selected-By: mzintl@plasma.ps.uci.edu (Michael Zintl)
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O wise Oracle, how come I see empty shotgun shells all round the place
> when I go walking at the edge of a forest but I don't ever see li'l baby
> hatchling shotguns?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Because they stay in nests in hollow trees. When you see the
} shells, that means that the mama shotgun has been cleaning out her nest.
} This also means that you're _near_ a nest, and ought to exercise
} caution.
} Certain people actually catch and raise wild baby shotguns and
} domesticate them. This is dangerous work, which explains why a new
} shotgun costs so damn much.
} You owe the Oracle a case of Federal 12-gauge Premium Buckshot.
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Date: Sun, 21 Apr 91 07:21:43 -0500
From: Usenet Oracle <oracle-vote@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Usenet Oracularity #294-05
Selected-By: Joshua.R.Poulson@cyber.widener.edu
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> I Hacked TELNET
> (sung to the tune of 'I Fought The Law,' by the Bobby Fuller Four)
>
> I tried to hack TELNET,
> TELNET won.
> I needed access 'cause I
> Had none.
> Tried to hack TELNET with a
> 0!
> 1!
> 0!
> 0!
> 1!
> 1!
> Tried to hack TELNET,
> TELNET won.
> (long guitar solo [synthesized, of course])
> A-breakin' codes in the
> Hot sun!
> I hacked TELNET but
> TELNET won.
> (another long guitar solo)
> I got punted and it feels so bad!
> I guess my password's dumb.
> It's the worst feeling that I
> Ever had!
> I hacked TELNET and
> TELNET won.
> I hacked TELNET and
> TELNET won.
> (yet another long guitar solo)
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} (lyre solo)
} Some times they say you're horny,
} some times they say you're sad
} But I would bet you money
} Any one would call you mad
} To hack TELNET
} TELNET's like a desert,
} Full of dust and sand
} TELNET's got documentation
} No one can understand
} Just for TELNET
} First they got a Martian
} Straight from outer space
} That's the guy who started to
} Put TELNET into place!
} Martian TELNET!
} Then they got a sadist
} Hi-tech whips and chains
} She's the real reason
} You got TELNET on the brains!
} Sadist TELNET!
} Last they got the Devil
} Straight from outta Hell
} That dude is the reason
} Y'all like TELNET so well
} Devil TELNET
[what the hell is the Oracle's *reply* to the tune of? --SG]
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Date: Sun, 21 Apr 91 07:21:49 -0500
From: Usenet Oracle <oracle-vote@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Usenet Oracularity #294-10
Selected-By: mzintl@plasma.ps.uci.edu (Michael Zintl)
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Where can I buy an inflatable Nancy Reagan sex doll?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} The same place I bought mine--Jesse Helms's Little Shop O'
} Heterosexual Perversion Tools. Wonderful, isn't she?
} You owe the Oracle the name of a place where I can find a picture
} of Marilyn Quayle in a black leather nuns' habit.
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therese (Suntioinen Therese M.):
Three Rings for Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the
Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men
doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One
Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In
the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
- Tolkien
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tomcat (J Patrick Mahoney):
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yakhan (Yusaf A Khan):
Sleeping
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