[3310] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Mar 30
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Sat Mar 30 01:27:41 1991
Date: Sat, 30 Mar 91 01:27:10 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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carla (Carla Jean Fermann):
Michael Jordan, Al Capone
Woody Woodpecker, Fred Flintstone
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
"Whoever loves, goes to hell. I want to break Venus' ribs with blows
and deform her hips. If she can break my tender heart, why can't I hit
her over the head"
Ooooh, I like it.
UNC(1)__________
\UNC(1)_____
E.Michigan(12)__/ \
\UNC(1)________
Oklahoma St(3)__ / \
\Temple(7)__/ \
Temple(7)_______/ \
\
SOUTHEAST (at Charlotte, NC, March 21 and 23) \UNC(1)___
/
Arkansas(1)_____ /
\Arkansas(1) /
Alabama(4)______/ \ /
\Arkansas(1)___/
Kansas(3)_______ /
\Indiana(2)_/
Indiana(2)______/
WEST (at Seattle, Wash, March 21 and 23)
UNLV(1)_________
\UNLV(!)____
Utah(4)_________/ \
\UNLV(!)_______
Seton Hall(3)___ / \
\Arizona(2)_/ \
Arizona(2)______/ \
\
MIDWEST (at Pontiac, Mich, March 22 and 24) \UNLV(!)____
/
Ohio State(1)___ /
\St John's(4) /
St John's(4)____/ \ /
\Duke(2)_______/
UConn(11)_______ /
\Duke(2)____/
Duke(2)_________/
And the winner is... UNLV. Big surprise, eh?
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Okay, so I blew Kansas, and underestimated Seton Hall. Arizona still would've
given the Rebels a better game with their large front line.
3 out of 4, and a chance at 2 for 2 in the final ain't bad. We find out today.
Quote for the day:
Every once in a while, someone *should* reinvent the wheel.
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glassw (William B Glass):
rain? I didn't see no rain... just lots and lots of white...
(i.e. the 5 to 13 inches of snow in the mountains of Vermont I just
spent three days tromping through)
it was lots o' fun being away from you all, but it sure is nice to
come back and see green grass and daffodils...
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jamarroq (John Anthony Marroquin):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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jcb (Jeff Bigler):
A man was retiring from the hardware store he had run most of his life,
leaving the business in the capable hands of his sons. After a week of
making certain that they were able to manage things without him, he set
off on a vacation.
He had not gotten ten miles outside of the city when he saw a billboard
that depicted Christ on the cross. The caption read "Use Klein's
Nails". The man was horrified, and turned around immediately and drove
back to the store.
"How could you display such a *tasteless* advertisement for the store I
spent my life building? That billboard is offensive. Change it at
once!"
The man's sons, after making mild protests, relented and agreed to
change the advertisement.
The following week, the man again started his drive out of the city.
When he got to the billboard, he saw the figure of Christ in a crumpled
heap at the bottom of the cross. The caption read "They didn't use
Klein's Nails."
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kagraves (Kenneth A Graves):
Oh no. Ed Smith, Lizard of Doom, has come from
a planet far beyond our solar system to devour us.
Gaze and tremble, mortals.
None can escape the wrath of
Ed Smith, Lizard of Doom.
("Ed Smith, Lizard of Doom," 1976, a Cowboy Wally Picture
from Whooshman-Bicarbonate Productions)
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lward (Laurence O Ward):
To get a .project
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mcdonald (Steve McDonald):
Sigh. |-------- @@@
At last a clear night... 0=| @@@@@@
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/\ \ \
But it's too close to the / \ \
full moon. / \ \ \\ \
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therese (Suntioinen Therese M.):
Don't dream too wild, and shoot for the moon
Don't ride your heart like a balloon
Don't blow away to places unknown
Cause when you finally come knocking, there'll be nobody home
Nobody home
- Heart
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yakhan (Yusaf A Khan):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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