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New quotes for Mon Nov 12
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
Mon Nov 12 01:30:57 1990
Date: Mon, 12 Nov 90 01:30:19 EST
From: root@charon.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
Poinsettias
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fallas (Evelyn F Smith):
Did you know that smiling improves the circulation of blood through your face,
creates dimples, helps your complexion, improves your posture and your outlook
on life, and makes you lose five calories per 11.37 minutes?
Well, it doesn't do ALL of that, but. . . .
He's here with me, and I love him.
Yup.
(:* &:) #:) (:@
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lnp (Lisa N Paradis):
Plan for this week...
read chapters 23&&25 for 6.046
6.046 problem set #7
x read books on Corelli for 21.621
x create outline for 21.621 project
\ listen to Early Baroque's Greatest Hits
\ draft of section one -- 21.690 paper
x read several books on CAD/CAM
\ finish writing chapter 4 of my thesis
x = done
\ = in progress
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from someone's .signature (from soc.religion.christian)
JESUS SAVES, but Gretzky gets the rebound... he shoots... HE SCORES!!
(I mean no disrespect to the Almighty... I think He needs a good laugh
once while :-) )
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GAME OF MOO
The game occurs in a restaurant or other public eating area... The
game begins when someone (call him/her person1) says (or whispers)
"moo". Then, the person to person1's right has to say "moo" louder.
This continues around the table. If a person refuses to participate
in the round or if that person doesn't say "moo" loud enough, that
person is out of the game. The game continues until either there's
only one person left (and that person's the winner) or the group is
thrown out (and everyone loses).
Happy Mooing!!
Thought for the day:
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rpayne (Richard G Payne):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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sethf (Seth Finkelstein):
Transcribed by Rebecca Burgess <burgess@izar.unm.edu> on or before 25/03/87
Every Sperm Is Sacred
lyrics by Michael Palin and Terry Jones
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):
How do you interpret the following passage?
GEN 19:1 And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate
of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with
his face toward the ground; ...
GEN 19:4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom,
compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every
quarter:
GEN 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which
came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
GEN 19:6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
GEN 19:7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
GEN 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I
pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes:
only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of
my roof.
[Women's Take Back The Night March leaves the Student Center steps at
6:45 PM, Wednesday 14 November 1990.]
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therese (Suntioinen Therese M.):
I sink like a stone that's been thrown in the ocean
My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion.
Stop before you start,
Be still my beating heart.
-- Sting
Nothing Like the Sun
--- End of Central America ---
