[2347] in Central_America
New quotes for Sat Apr 7
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Sat Apr 7 01:30:44 1990
Date: Sat, 7 Apr 90 01:30:05 EDT
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU
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axeface (Paul E Orr):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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celine (Robert Fullmer):
Besides the device, the box should contain:
* Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING"
* A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two
club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.
YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram
cable.
IF ANYTHING IS DAMAGED OR MISSING: You IMMEDIATELY should turn to your
spouse and say: "Margaret, you know why this country can't make a car
that can get all the way through the drive-through at Burger King
without a major transmission overhaul? Because nobody cares, that's
why."
WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.
-- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"
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edstein (Edward D Stein):
{From system: This user's .plan file is not world readable}
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ho (Kai-Yee Ho):
(define (f project) (+ years 1))
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jtkohl (John T Kohl):
"Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
"Hooking up words and phrases and clauses."
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Interjections! Show excitement! or emotion!
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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):
He who dives on dry land scarifies his face.
- Mindful Swahili Proverb
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mcdonald (Steve McDonald):
I'm waiting for the next clear |-------- @@@
night so we can get some more 0=| @@@@@@
data from the observatory |-------- @@@
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54 Megabytes of Raw Data / \
in one night!
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