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New quotes for Mon Jan 8

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Mon Jan 8 01:43:51 1990

Date: Mon, 8 Jan 90 01:45:44 EST
From: root@CHARON.MIT.EDU (Initializer.SysDaemon)
To: ca-mtg@BLOOM-BEACON.MIT.EDU


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amgreene (Andrew Marc Greene):

\catcode`\*=1\ifours3  % for hack value and nothing else!
\def*{\hfill\break\null\qquad$\otimes$\quad\ignorespaces}
\else4\fi\relax

If you understand why this is disgusting, you deserve no sympathy. :-)



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eichin (Mark W. Eichin):

Wouldn't it be a waste to finally clean my apartment and then have to move out?
Dot


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mar (Mark A. Rosenstein):

Dread silent dogs.
				- Lovable Ukranian Proverb


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sethf (Seth Finkelstein):

	Of interest: "Mathnet: Case of the Swami Scam".
	Tonight, 8 pm, channel 2
This is definitely worth a look - The series is a deadpan "Dragnet" take-off.
It's part of an effort to teach mathematics. Quite amusing for the
mathematically inclined (in the same vein as Tom Lehrer's song 'New Math').


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sethg (Seth A. Gordon):

An economist was walking in the park when she encountered God Almighty.
After introducing himself, and stammering quite a bit, she found
something to say:

"Is it true that one minute in Heaven is like a thousand years on
Earth?"

"Yes, My child, that is true."

"That would imply that one penny in Heaven is like a million dollars
on Earth.  Is that true?"

"Yes, indeed."

"Could I have one of those pennies?"

"Certainly.  Just wait a minute."


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srz (Stanley R Zanarotti):

Astronauts are helplessly adrift in the cold reaches of space!
It is your mission to rescue as many as you can and save them
from certain death!


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sthumble (Stephen T Humble):

Zippy sez:
RELATIVES!!


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