[1171] in Central_America
Re: New quotes for Thu Dec 22
capsalad@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (capsalad@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Thu Dec 22 03:58:06 1988
Oh, sure. Then when NEXT term starts, you can bet the Floyd Factor
and the Waters Indices and the Depressiveness and all that other stuff
will shoot right back up to their pre-break levels. Then, JUST BECAUSE
DAVE KRIKORIAN HAD TO GO AND POINT THIS OUT, many of next term's
Central Americae will look like this:
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[1371] daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU Central_America 3/6/89 01:35 (202 lines)
Subject: New quotes for Mon Mar 6
Date: Mon, 6 Mar 89 01:35:15 EST
From: Initializer.SysDaemon <root@CHARON.MIT.EDU>
To: ca-mtg@bloom-beacon.mit.edu
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user1 (Outcast):
I hate myself and everybody else. Wah.
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user2 (Miserable)
The Green Building's looking better every day.
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user3 (Wretched)
RELIEF THIRD RAIL
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user4 (Bogus)
I just deleted my thesis. I going to put a thermonuclear device in
Lobby 10 and take all you bastards with me
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user5 (Confused)
Nobody likes me. Maybe it's all the guns and knives.
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user6 (Turmoil)
I'm going to have to drop all my classes, my girlfriend left me for a Pepsi
and a bowl of Andy's chili, my advisor told me he has no record of my
existence, and the Registrar said I was holding my acceptance letter
upside down and I really got into LIW, whatever that is. I'm not
too pleased about it. Better watch out.
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user7 (Nerd)
Hey! Who grounded my 6.111 kit's 15V power supply?
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capsalad (Dave Schulman):
Graduation is only three months away. That is extraordinarily nice.
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dkk (David K Krikorian):
Okay. I take it back. MIT is only wonderful SOME of the time.
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