[4004] in APO News
Free stuff for some brothers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Katie Calef)
Wed Jul 14 18:28:54 1999
Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1999 19:26:21 -0300
To: apo-pftgoto@MIT.EDU
From: Katie Calef <kmcalef@MIT.EDU>
Cc: apo-summer@MIT.EDU
Okay, so along time ago (Read 5/14) we had I Banquet. Like no one was
there, hell, I was only there for a little bit, filling the role as
alphie/schmuck. So I still have stuff for people that I never see...so if
you have stuff on the following list I'm leaving it in the office (the **s
indicate that it will be in the office for you) near the bulletin board.
It should appear there sometime between tonight and tomorrow (given that I
must turn in my receipts to get my $$ back). So here's what people got:
**Jamie--a little Monopoly handheld game, it's cute, it's fun, everyone
loves Monopoly, so hopefully Jamie does, too
**Oscar--Mad Libs--I'm not really sure that Oscar likes Mad Libs, but I
know Lizzie does.
**Daniel--So Daniel is really pure. According to the Purity Test
anyway...so he gets some Lust Dust--just sprinkle it on his winkle for a
tongue tingling sensation.
Warning: not to be used with other brothers! Incest is not best!
Sam--Sam did fine as a treasurer, but now he is being our President, so he
got a Magnifying Glass--so he can get a clue!
Emily--Our incoming SVP got a little alarm clock, so she can wake up for
early morning projects.
**Grant--Grant gets a kazoo. Not really related to any great funny story
or his ApocEd office, but hell, Grant looks like the type of kid that would
enjoy a kazoo. So he gets one.
Carolyn--Carolyn, the ASC for the past term (and still now) gets an
airfreshner...it's for the office, not because she smells or anything.
Sara Barron--She gets Markers, because I couldn't find crayons, and the
PubDir should have stuff to draw with and be artsy with, and I imagine
she's sick of paint.
Laura--Laura gets film for being the historian. She should use it--too bad
Ann Marie went away, because she loved getting her picture taken.
Joe--I don't know what he got, Ellen had something for him.
**Pipa--Heather gets toliet paper. I'm not sure why. But there was some
story involving her wanting to use the president/executive excretionary
fund... yeah, go figure, as long as that still came under DISCRETIONary
I'm not asking questions...
Michael--Michael was supposed to get a textbook he lent me for the term
back as well as an ice cream sandwich. However, he neglected to show up
for the meeting, thus I ate his sandwich before it melted. But I figure
that's okay, he ate all 8 of Emily's from the freezer, despite the fact
they were labelled property of the ApocEd. (I still have the book; it
won'tbe appearing in the office).
Ian--Ian gets a little popomatic bubble Trouble game. In contrast to
Daniel, apparently Ian apparently is Trouble, so, yay, a game for him.
I think that's all the crap I gave out. Enjoy.
YiLittleFunnyStuffs,
Katie
