[314] in tlhIngan-Hol
Another Zerby-translation
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Fri May 15 18:55:50 1992
Errors-To: tlhIngan-Hol-request@village.boston.ma.us
Reply-To: "Klingon Language List" <tlhIngan-Hol@village.boston.ma.us>
From: rpzerby@mtu.edu (RYAN ZERBY)
To: "Klingon Language List" <tlhIngan-Hol@village.boston.ma.us>
Date: Fri, 15 May 92 16:52:47 EDT
Here is a section of a flame fest that the Trekkies are having with the
sports fanatics. We both want to take over the tube on saturday and
sunday. The trekkies usually win because there is more of us (and we're more
ferocious:) Anyway, Is the klingon in this anywhere near close?
As soon as they said that only the insane would learn Klingon, I *HAD* to
reply in klingon
>The forces of evil have came togehter and are cutting on Trek. That's right -
>my roomate and phil are cutting into trek really bad. They are telling me
lupe''a'? biHvaD pe'ghach vInob law' pe'ghachHompu'qoqchaj'e' puS
nuqDaq 'oH tajwIj?
[THEY cut?] [Their-tiny-so-called-cuts are meaningless compared to the cuts I
will give to them]
[Where is my knife?]
>about how sports are infinitely better, and lots of other bogus bullshit like
va'
[baH]
>that. I invite you all to Trek on Saturday, and come prepared to explain to
>both Phil and my roomate how Trek is infinitly^infinity! better than sports.
jIpawqang 'ej wejpuH yabHom puqpu'vaD vIQIjqang
[I will GLADLY arrive and willingly explain it to these *charming* tiny-brained
children]
>And phil says, and I quote "Those people have no lives anyways." My roomate
>says, [also quoting], "Trek SUCKS!!!!!!" He continued with "anyone who
>would learn Klingon has totally gone out of their mind." Phil stated, "
petaQ!! taHqeq!! tayghachvaD Holna' 'oH tlhIngan
[you !@#$%][you ^&*(*)] [Klingon is a language for the civilized]
>They need help." Phill's phone number is 487-0692. You can bother my
Qo''!! QaHnIS
[No!!] [It is THEY who need help]
>roomate Trek day, don't bother harrasing him on the phone, as it's my
>phone too. My roomate continues with "Trek is almost as dumb as watching
>those Japanese cartoons."
DaH nutIchchu'pu' jangghach 'oH noH
[Now they have insulted us] [War is the only answer]
>I think a debate is in order. They are not only laughing at Trek - but all
Qo'!! DISuv!!
[NO!!][We fight them!!]
>Trekkies. TREKKIES UNITE!
>
>-Michael Barber
vaghSad veSDujpu' DIghom DIqul 'e' ghora'pa'
[We have assembled 5,000 warships] [we shall fire upon your command]
Qapla'
[Success!!]
