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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (morris)
Thu Jan 18 23:06:05 1996
To: rumor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 18 Jan 1996 23:05:05 EST
From: morris <mematsa@MIT.EDU>
Coming, This Thursday, To A Lecture Hall Near You....
* * * SLAVE AUCTION * * *
in 6-120 at 11:30pm
Three Slaves Will Be Auctioned Off:
Mi'lar Sa'chen, a Wogl specializing in Electronics. Can Pick Locks,
both Mechanical and Electrical, and detect Poisons. Also
plays an excellent game of Spin The Wogl.
Krolon, a Ver'ackung who makes for an excellent Bodyguard. Also knows
Electronics and Mechanics.
Tomba Bermitle, a Wesss'prr who can do Research and Computer
Engineering. She also has a lovely smile. :)
This Auction Will Be CREDITS ONLY!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^
No Bonds. No Shares. No RTIs. No STIs. No Dominoes. No IOUs.
Payment Will Be Collected Immediately After The Sale.
Bidding Will Start At 25 Credits.
All Questions, Comments, Complaints, Bribes, and Threats
Concerning This Event Should Be Directed Toward:
Ferr Bolin, Mild-Mannered Slave Trader
(marleigh@mit.edu)
morris
