[4152] in Humor
[Humor] a few
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Wed Feb 11 14:11:48 2004
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Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 14:08:14 -0500
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**/An Amish boy and his father were in a mall for the first time in
either of their lives. They were amazed by almos/**t **/everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
then slide back together again./****//**
**/The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an/**
**/elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my
life, I don't know what it is."/**
**/While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old/**
**/lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
button./**
**/The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room./**
**/The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
light in the reverse order./**
**/Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde/**
**/stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said/**
**/quietly to his son........... "Go get your mother."/**
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**/When Hillary Clinton visited Iraq in December the Army Blackhawk
helicopter used to transport the Senator was given the call sign,
"Broomstick one"./**//
/ ///
**/And they say the Army has no sense of humor!/**
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