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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Agnes Cohen)
Sat Dec 20 02:30:30 2003
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From: "Agnes Cohen" <pjwxeq@fresenius.com.tr>
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DO NOT DELETE THIS - READ FIRST - IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
All our mailings are sent complying to the proposed H.R. 3113 Unsolicited =
Commercial Electronic Mail Act of 2000.
Please see the bottom of this message for further information and removal =
instructions.
This Really Works!
Give Your Future Five Minutes And Read This Email
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Just Because This Is Easy doesn't mean it's not Honest, or Real Business. =
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eople Do?
AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV
PARENTS OF 15 YEAR OLD FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!
Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have =
just seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news program (US=
A). And reported elsewhere in the world (including my neck of the woods -N=
ew Zealand). His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she cam=
e across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some=
clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons closet. Noth=
ing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the bag =
and found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties,fifties and hun=
dreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labelled piles.
"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-old wom=
an, "There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag -- that's more than my hus=
band earns in a year". The woman immediately called her husband at the car=
-dealership where he worked to tell him what she had discovered.He came ho=
me right away and they drove together to the boys school and picked him up=
Little did they suspect that where the money came from was more shocking=
than actually finding it in the closet.
As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type of "Repo=
rt" to E-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet. Everyday after =
school for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his computer=
in his bedroom. "I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the hec=
k, I put my name on it like the instructions said and I started sending it=
out", says the clever 15-year-old.
The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to send on=
e $5 dollar bill to each person on the list, then delete the address at th=
e top and move the others addresses Down , and finally to add your name to=
the top of the list. The letter goes on to state that you would receive s=
everal thousand dollars in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent ou=
t the letter with your name at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk =
E-mail all the time, and really did not think it was going to work", the b=
oy continues.
Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post Office Box t=
hat his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine subscriptions b=
egan to fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5 bills.
"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my box ha=
d 1 magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a yellow=
slip that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter. I thought I w=
as in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I went up to the counte=
r and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride back home an=
d empty out my backpack because I could not carry it all". Over the next f=
ew weeks, the boy continued sending out the E-mail."The money just kept co=
ming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it in the closet, barely h=
ad time for my homework". He had also been riding his bike to several of =
the banks in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties an=
d hundreds.
"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to different b=
anks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would usually tel=
l the lady at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to exchange the =
money] and he was outside waiting for me.One time the lady gave me a reall=
y strange look and told me that she would not be able to do it for me and =
my dad would have to come in and do it, but I just rode to the next bank d=
own the street (laughs)."
Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid. The reporting =
news team examined and investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy w=
as sending out and found that it was not a chain-letter at all.In fact, it=
was completely legal according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, S=
ection 1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in th=
ecode of federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state=
a product or service must be exchanged for money received.
Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that read,=
"Please send me report number XYX".This simple note made the letter legal=
because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a five-dolla=
r fee.
[This is the end of the media release. If you would like to understand how=
the system works and get your $71,000 - please continue reading.
What appears below is what the 15 year old was sending outon the net - YOU=
CAN USE IT TOO - just follow the simple instructions].
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
BE FINANCIALLY FREE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
Before you say "Bull", please read the following. This is the letter you h=
ave been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this l=
etter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an =
entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see i=
f it really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or n=
ot the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that ther=
e are "absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and=
if people can follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make some=
megabucks with only $25 out of pocket cost".
DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAIN=
ED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
Note* follow the directions below, I had best results the second time when=
i hired a bulk email service in addition to following the reports instruc=
tions.
In order for all of us to be successful, many, many emails must be sent so=
that the returns are many. I have been extremely successful using the fol=
lowing company. They send out the offers, and all I do is accept money for=
reports, then I send back to the people as soon as possible.
This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was=
approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I=
finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minima=
l effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received total $610,470=
00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in".
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a long time=
but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the=
mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions=
and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I=
only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290=
,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have m=
ade over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to success in this=
program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything."
More testimonials later but first,
+++ PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE +++
+++ Order all 5 reports shown on the list below +++
For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORD=
ERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LI=
ST next to the report.
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case =
of any mail problems.
When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports. You=
will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer.
Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from=
these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be=
accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them f=
rom you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in c=
ase something happens to your computer.
IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to ea=
ch report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is in=
structed below in step "1 through 6" or you will loose out on majority of =
your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see ho=
w it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested=
, and if you alter, it will NOT work!!!
People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinkin=
g they could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe us,=
we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try t=
o change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do, it wil=
l not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and RE=
MOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made =
it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT #5.
3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT #4.
4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT #3.
5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT #2
6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it=
on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as w=
ell just in case if you loose any data. To assist you with marketing your =
business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with=
invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails =
legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. The=
re are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we =
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's=
also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response c=
ould be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people wi=
ll send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Con=
tinuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 peop=
le responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out o=
f those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That equals 100 pe=
ople responded and ordered Report # 2.
Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mail=
s. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report #3.
Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-m=
ails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4.
Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 =
(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Repo=
rt #5. THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=3D$500,000.00 (half million).
Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +2..... $500 + 3.....$5,0=
00 + 4..... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000........Grand Total=3D$555,550.00
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE=
RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT O=
F MONEY!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU=
MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or ha=
lf or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more? The=
re are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Bel=
ieve me, many people will do just that, and more!
METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of =
FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will e=
asily get a larger response.
We strongly suggest you start with Method #1 and add METHOD #2 as you go a=
long. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report =
they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders. Th=
is will guarantee that the e-mail they send out with your name and address=
on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they receive t=
he report.
+++++++++++++AVAILABLE REPORTS ++++++++++++++++++
ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (=
U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash i=
s concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper or aluminum foil.=
On one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Repor=
t you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address. =
PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
REPORT #1: The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net
Order Report #1 from:
M Mauldin
L&M Enterprises
PO Box 708
Skagway, AK 99840-0708
_________________________________________________________
REPORT #2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net
Order Report #2 from:
C. Chiasson
144 Waverley Avenue
Moncton, NB, Canada
E1C 7V2
__________________________________________________________
REPORT #3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the Net
Order Report #3 from:
A. Cline
2356 Grenoble, Unit 8, Pepertree Village
Sudbury, Ontario, Canada P3A 4M5
_________________________________________________________
REPORT #4: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net
Order Report #4 from:
R. Chernick
P.O. Box 771661
C.S Florida 33077-1661
______________________________________________________
REPORT #5: How to send out 0ne Million emails for free
Order Report #5 From:
Tressa Giles
2150 Millcreek Road
Mansfield, Pa 16933
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
+++ If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks,=
continue sending e-mails until you do. +++
After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should rece=
ive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2. If you did not, continue advertising=
or sending e-mails until you do.
+++ Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN RELAX=
, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continu=
e to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved=
down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.
You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are or=
dering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF=
E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the incom=
e you can generate from this business!!!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have just rec=
eived information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your=
life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more mon=
ey in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow th=
e program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exc=
eedingly well as it is now.
Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your =
name and address in Report#1 and moved others to #2 thru #5 as instructed =
above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-m=
ails and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the more=
you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I=
have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to becom=
e financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
++++++++++++++ MORE TESTIMONIALS ++++++++++++++++++++
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an account=
ant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I rec=
eived this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving "junk mail". I made =
fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percen=
tages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my suppose=
d intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made mer=
ciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her whe=
n the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had=
received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 1=
47,200.00....all cash! I was shocked.
I have joined Jody in her "hobby".
Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois
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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind =
to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that th=
e initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I would=
n't get enough orders to at least get my money back".
"I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with =
orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about thi=
s deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a =
better investment with a faster return and so big".
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if=
I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to =
get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone e=
lse......11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delet=
e this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money c=
ame within 22 weeks".
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y
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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Off=
ice of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commissio=
n, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington,D.C.
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