[978] in Humor
HUMOR: Engineer's Dating Tips
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Jul 24 09:24:25 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 1995 09:19:26 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Sun, 23 Jul 1995 20:34:35 -0700
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: John Sweet <rts!hp700.unrrts.com!sweet@uunet.uu.net>
From: Craig Saunders <crs@hp700.unrrts.com>
Dating Tips for Engineers
1. Don't bother.
2. Send someone else.
3. MALES: Subscribe to the Playboy Channel. It's cheaper and much more
satisfying.
FEMALES: I don't think female engineers get these urges and if they
do, it's too disgusting to think about.
4. MALES: Pick up the fucking check on the first date and whatever you
do, don't calculate tips or what you think she owes you on your
watch.
FEMALES: Act like a female for once in your life and let the dweeb
pick up the check.
5. MALES: Tell her you install car stereos for a living.
FEMALES: Tell him you're on the Internet, he's probably heard of
that.
6. *Don't* relate any humorous work experiences, and don't even
mention op amps.
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