[966] in Humor
HUMOR: Yes Sir!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Jul 14 09:51:00 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 1995 09:48:04 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 1995 21:35:23 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
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Forwarded-by: funny@clari.net.
This joke is probably on of the best which I ever read on relcom.humor
(Russian newsgroup). Unfortunately I do not remember the name of the
original poster. I took some freedom in translating it into English in
order to make it more understandable to English-speaking auditory.
A line of Russian soldiers stands in front of a huge rectangular hole
in the ground.
Sergant commands:- "Private Ivanov!"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Stand like this:"
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- "Jump!!"
The soldier jumps into the hole. The sergeant commands again:
- "Private Pyetrov!!"
- "Yes, sir!"
- "Stand like this:"
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\-\
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- "Yes, sir!"
- "Jump!"
The soldier jumps and falls into the hole. The sergeant commands
again:
- "Private Sidorov!!"
- "Yes, sir!"
_ "Stand like this:"
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- "Yes, sir!"
At this point a car with a colonel arrives to that place. Colonel,
very angry, comes up to the sergeant and tells him: "Comrade sergeant,
how many times do I have to tell you: STOP PLAYING TETRIS WITH THE
SOLDIERS!!
