[945] in Humor
HUMOR: A loooong night
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Jun 27 11:03:25 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 1995 10:57:47 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 1995 18:03:46 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Two guys were sitting at opposite ends of a bar. The first guy squints
down at the second, and then says "You sound like you have a bit o' the
brogue in your voice. You wouldn't happen to be Irish, would you?".
The second guy replied "Yes, I am ... I was born and raised there, then
my family moved to the US when I was a teenager." The first guy said,
"Wow! So did MY family! We came to Wisconsin; how about you?" The
second guy replied, "Incredible! So did WE! You didn't by any chance
go to Washington High School in Madison, did you?" The first guy said
"YES! Yes I DID! I graduated in '74; how about YOU?". And the second
guy said "UNBELIEVABLE!!!! I GRADUATED IN '74 TOO!!!".
At this point, the bartender is heard to mutter to himself "It's going
to be a LOOONG night -- the O'Malley twins are drunk again!"
