[884] in Humor
Fencing is cool!
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (David Carroll)
Fri May 19 07:34:11 1995
Date: Fri, 19 May 95 07:33:38 EDT
From: David Carroll <dcarroll@access.k12.wv.us>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
The worlds three greatest fencers were in a competition.
The third ranked fencer went to a small cage. The door was opened and a fly flew out.
With one swing, the fly was cut in half. The crowd cheered to his style.
The second ranked fencer went to a small cage and another fly was released. The
fencer swung his sword twice, cutting the fly into four pieces. The crowd cheered.
Then, the worlds greatest fencer went up and the fly was released. He swung, but the
fly flew away. The crowd were at a loss. One man from the crowd yelled "You missed!"
and the fencer replied, "Yes, the fly still lives, but he'll never be a father."
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