[858] in Humor
HUMOR: A Politically Correct Lexicon
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri May 5 10:00:54 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 05 May 1995 09:57:10 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 3 May 95 12:04:49 PDT
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
Let's see. Some of us came up with another definition for stoned:
pharmacologically enhanced. ;)
***Political Correct Terms***
Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.
Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
Serial-Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Lazy: Motivationally deficient.
Fat: Horizontally challenged.
Fail: Acheive a deficiency.
Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.
Bald: Follicularly challenged.
Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.
Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.
Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.
Worst: Least best.
Wrong: Differently logical.
Ugly: Cosmetically different.
Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.
Short: Vertically challanged.
Dead: Living impaired.
Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
Spendthrift: Negative saver.
Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.
Pregnant: Parasitically opressed.
Ignorant: Knowledge-based nonpossessor.
