[839] in Humor
HUMOR: A Yuppie Prayer
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Apr 21 13:43:51 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 1995 13:40:05 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 95 09:51:33 PDT
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
From: rossix!rwc.dnet!apdma@openlink.openlink.com (Mary Ann Anthony)
A Yuppie's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray my Cuisinart to keep.
I pray my stocks are on the rise,
and that my analyst is wise,
that all the wine I sip is white
and that my hot tub's watertight,
that racquetball won't get too tough,
that all my sushi's fresh enough.
I pray my cordless phone still works,
that my career won't lose its perks,
my microwave won't radiate,
my condo won't depreciate.
I pray my health club doesn't close
and that my money market grows.
If I go broke before I wake,
I pray my Bimmer they won't take.
Fred Barling
fwb@scruznet.com
