[804] in Humor
HUMOR: QoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Apr 4 21:17:42 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 1995 21:10:57 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 1995 19:34:13 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Day 752 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going
is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from
ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another houseplant.
-- Piraro, "Finding the cat's diary"
