[767] in Humor
HUMOR: THE BATF
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Mar 14 16:58:04 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 1995 16:52:41 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 1995 21:24:35 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Henry Cate III <cate3@netcom.com>
Forwarded-by: brian@UCSD.EDU (Brian Kantor)
From: todd@ftp.com (Todd Prior)
I was bored last week and a thought occured to me. Why is it that there
is a government bureau which oversees alcohol, tobacco, and firearms? I
was bored enough to call up the regional office of said bureau... I asked
the man who answered the phone "What wine goes best with an M-16?" He
did his best to be helpful, however. "That depends. What are you smoking?"
