[762] in Humor
HUMOR: Stress Relief
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Mar 14 14:09:36 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 14 Mar 1995 14:05:05 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From: Rho-Z <erosenbl@CS.Trinity.Edu>
Date: Wed, 8 Mar 1995 16:41:08 -0600
From: Josh Rothstein <jrothst@MAILHOST.TCS.TULANE.EDU>
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS
1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says, "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5. During your next meeting sneeze, and then loudly suck the phlegm down
your throat.
6. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
7. Make a list of things you have already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your kid's clothes on backwards and send him off to school as if
nothing was wrong.
10. Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
11. Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in them, then return them the next
day.
12. Drive to work in reverse.
13. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
14. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
you.
15. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.
16. Get a box of condoms, wait in line at the checkout and then ask the
cashier where the fitting
rooms are.
