[699] in Humor
HUMOR: Hawaiian rules to live by
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Mon Jan 30 09:42:27 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 1995 09:39:50 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 27 Jan 95 17:27:12 PST
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
Nice list, and, actually, fairly Hawaiian. :)
From: leibig@acuson.com (Ruth Leibig)
>From schwarz@pupukea
Now you know my penchant for Hawaii, and here's yet another example
of why. I would like to impart these
Hawaiian rules to live by (or at least consider!):
1) never judge a day by the weather
2) best things in life aren't things
3) tell the truth, there's less to remember
4) speak softly and wear a loud shirt
5) goals are deceptive - the unaimed arrow never misses
6) he who dies wiht the most toys, still dies
7) age is relative; when you're over the hill, you pick up speed
8) there are 2 ways to be rich, make more or desire less
9) beauty is internal - looks mean nothing
10) no rain, no rainbows
Aloha,
Annie
