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HUMOR: Scary, isn't it?

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Jan 24 22:34:40 1995

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 1995 22:31:37 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>


Date: Tue, 24 Jan 1995 18:56:38 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Forwarded-by: REX_BLACK@ACM.ORG

This was taken from today's "USA Today".  As our hero Dave Barry
would say, I am *not* making this up:

[TV] Talk Shows

Donahue:	Parents of killers.
Oprah Winfrey:	Failed 911 calls.
Susan Powter:	Breast implants
Jerry Springer:	Indecisive lovers.
Rolonda:	Teens dating older men.
Ricki Lake:	Relationships harmed by substance abuse [como se no?]
Geraldo:	Women who sleep with married men.
Maury Povich:	Twins with eating disorders.
Sally Jesse Raphael:
		Philanderers return to their wives.
Montel Williams:
		Pregnant women who drink and use drugs.

I assume that this is a fairly representative line up, but maybe
it's more cerebral than usual.




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