[675] in Humor
HUMOR: College burger joints
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (soconnor@MIT.EDU)
Thu Jan 19 01:28:03 1995
From: soconnor@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 19 Jan 1995 01:22:43 EST
Enjoy!
Sarah
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From: isako@mtl.mit.edu (Isako Hoshino)
Subject: fwd- college burger joints (fwd)
Date: Tue, 17 Jan 1995 14:47:06 -0500 (EST)
I just got this from a friend. It's pretty funny, I think...
Isako
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> Subject: Time: 1:08 PM
> OFFICE MEMO fwd: college burger joints Date: 12/13/94
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> COLLEGE "BURGER JOINT" CONVERSATIONS FROM AROUND THE NATION:
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> MIT: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend."
> "Have some fries."
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> Caltech:"I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend."
> "Have some fries."
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> Yale: "I got mugged on the way to class today."
> "Have some fries."
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> Brown: "I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith."
> "Cool! Me too! Have some fries."
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> Swarthmore: "I got a B."
> "Anywhere else it would have been an A. Have some fries."
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> Princeton: "My father took away my porsche this weekend."
> "Poor dear. Have some escargot."
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> Harvard:"Did you do anything this weekend?"
> "Nope. Have some fries."
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> Williams:"Don't I know you?"
> "Of course you do, silly. Have some fries."
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> Cornell: "I killed my lab partner this weekend."
> "Bummer. Have some fries."
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> Vassar: "I'm so stressed and by the way, I'm gay."
> "Ditto. Have some fries."
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> Columbia:"I wish that I could be eating these fries at a better school."
> "Me too. Let's go get shot."
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> Penn: "I wish that I could be eating these fries at a better school."
> "Me too. Let's transfer to Columbia."
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> Stanford:"Dude, I have so much work this weekend."
> "Like, chill out dude. Have some fries."
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> Dartmouth:"Oh, man, I got so trashed this weekend. It was fuckin' awesome."
> "Have some beer."
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> Wellesley:"God I'm desperate."
> "Me too. Have some fries."
>
> Tufts:"I wish I were Ivy league."
> "Here drink the fry grease."
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