[656] in Humor
HUMOR: Clever Kids
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Jan 10 17:02:17 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 10 Jan 1995 16:54:57 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Tue, 10 Jan 1995 01:56:50 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Sat, 07 Jan 1995 11:26:50 -0500
From: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Peter Langston <psl@acm.org>
From: peter dobkin hall <yalevm.ycc.yale.edu!PHALL@bellcore.bellcore.com>
My five and eight year old daughters hung their stockings with care by
the chimney on Christmas Eve -- and left on the hearth a plate of cookies
and a glass of milk for Jolly Old St. Nick.
The next morning, the stockings were filled and the plate of cookies was
almost empty. My eight year old, looking over the fragments of cookie,
said, "let's take these to the lab and have their DNA tested. Then we'll
know who Santa really is."
